It was a bit disturbing. My mother and I were at the suppermarket, and there was this guy who looked like a strange cross between my father and Gai Might from Naruto. And he was in a jumpsuit, in a supperman pose, and his clothes fell off. Then this plad colored cobra like snake appeared and wound its way around his legs, and turned into a skirt. ( Read more... )

OMG.

I personally hate that for some reason, maybe because so many people walk around saying something like "OMG I cant believe...." and stuff. But sometimes its the only thing that can be said.

Example : My dads eyebrows. If you dont run away screaming in horror, faint, or go mute for life of complete and utter shock and terror, then thats what ( Read more... )

I have a tendency to lose track of whatever im saying, but im going to get right to the point.

I have to clean my friggen room again today.

Some people are clean freaks and have lovely neat little rooms. Or big rooms, whatever. Me? Well.....I get into cleaning moods about once every five years or so. And when that happens, I either clean the ( Read more... )

This is another little story out of my wonderfully boring and life-less life ( Read more... )

This is my first post, and since nothing of importance - besides me getting my finger nearly bitten off by a pig, having a seizure, being attacked by my slobbery dog, and chased around the house by my kitten named Stewie - happened, I guess Ill just complain about retarded poultry that attacks dogs and has a unique taste for human flesh.

Ok, First ( Read more... )