Eyebrows
OMG.
I personally hate that for some reason, maybe because so many people walk around saying something like "OMG I cant believe...." and stuff. But sometimes its the only thing that can be said.
Example : My dads eyebrows. If you dont run away screaming in horror, faint, or go mute for life of complete and utter shock and terror, then thats what will come out of your mouth.
Im not kidding. They growl at people.
Seriously. They do. He has whitish hair with gray in the back, and his eyebrows are like, ZAZAM!! Black, with a few gray hairs randomly poking out. The hair grows down to his sideburns. I dont know, but personally, I think he needs some serious grooming. Or a chainsaw. That might be the only thing that can survive the horrors of his eyebrows, and even then....Well, it would have to be a pretty damn big saw. Thats all I have to say.
And if his eyebrows arent enough to scare you away at first glance, then try the nose hair. IF you manage to make it past the eyebrows, then the nose hair will get you every time.