...why do I not ever go to bed on time? will someone PLEASE answer me that? Well, tonight has been an okay night. I got some things off my chest - and guys, it still hurts. I like someone more than I have in who knows how long, but they live so far away and I dont know if I can deal with that again. But, I think we understand each other, and that's ( Read more... )

I got a microwave hamburger from the gas station (because I will eat anything at 3 in the morning) and after I cooked it and pulled it out I thought to myself how much it smelled like a MCDONALDS HAMBURGER. So, since it SMELLED like a Mcdonalds hamburger and it's probably MADE OUT OF THE SAME THINGS (bun, horse meat, & cheese) as a Mcdonalds ( Read more... )

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses ( Read more... )

Well, for those of you who don't know, I'm a cronic insommniac. So I can never fall asleep with much ease. That is until around 5 or 6 in the morning. Anyway, last night I finally got some sleep. How you ask? Masterbaition. Now scientifically, when the human body reaches orgasm, the brain releases a chemical that induces sleepiness, not too unlike ( Read more... )

Well all, I haven't jerked now for about 20 waking hours, so at the moment I am very very very horny. In fact, I just got out of the shower and as I write this, I'm playing with my joystick. After I'm done with this entry, it's off to personal "CLYDE TIME". lol, anyway, enough with my babbling. I saw Troy this weekend and the dude in it, Orlando ( Read more... )

First I'll start off with the masterbation count for today. I officially set a new record for myself at 9 times in a 12 hour period. Man, I'm sore. But at the moment I'm still very horny. Have you ever had one of those really vivid dreams that you wished you never woke up from? I did today. I took a nap and I had the coolest dream. It was one of ( Read more... )

I did soooooooooo awesome on all my finals ... my parents are going to be so proud of their baby boy :) FINALLY !

I have mixed feelings about the show "THE SWAN." On one hand- it seems to be giving confidence to women who are lacking but on the other hand- it seems that alot of what they are complaining about could be achieved with some less drastic work. I mean, why can't they wear a little makeup? Get their teeth whitened using, like, CREST WHITE STRIPS? Why ( Read more... )

I am so much hotter then all of my friends ... hehehe


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Good-night prayer ( Read more... )