yay !

Jun 05, 2004 14:24

Well, for those of you who don't know, I'm a cronic insommniac. So I can never fall asleep with much ease. That is until around 5 or 6 in the morning. Anyway, last night I finally got some sleep. How you ask? Masterbaition. Now scientifically, when the human body reaches orgasm, the brain releases a chemical that induces sleepiness, not too unlike a natural sleeping pill. So since I jerk off a good 5 times a day, you'd think that's be working for me. But untill last night, it only served to mellow me out. But last night was a lil different. Not because I jerked off 5 times the whole day, but because I jerked off 3 times in a row before trying to sleep. Now I'm a lil sore, but like they say, "No Pain, No Gain." Ladies and genltemen I fell asleep at around 10 o'clock last night, something I haven't been able to do in months. Anyway, that's enough babble and I gotta go et some ice for the crotch. Toodles
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