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[sunflowersunday]

[SIRENS GOING OFF HOLY FUCK IT'S GO TIME.

IT'S GO TIME.

RUSSIA IS MAKING A BREAK FOR THE DOOR HE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE ON MARS FUCK YOU BITCHES HE DOESN'T NEED A SPACE SUIT HIS HEART IS SAFE IN A BOTTLE HE IS A DEMON LONG DEAD WITH NOTHING ELSE TO LOSE.

So yes. Running down the hall to the main doors to claim Mars for the Motherland.]

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[idkmybfftony]

[UM. NO.

RUSSIA LOST THE SPACE RACE THE FIRST TIME. SO OBVIOUSLY AMERICA'S CLAIMING UNDEFEATEDNESS.

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.

America is running because obviously sirens aren't a good sound and he runs toward danger because he's the hero.

He sees Russia and yells something to him which is lost over the sirens. Something like 'Stop, pinko!' but of course it can't be heard.

So America takes matters into his own hands.

And tackles Russia to the ground.]

[sunflowersunday]

[Russia is at the doors and so goddamn close to winning the Space Race once and for all--

And then there is suddenly an America on his back and he's flat on the ground. Ow. Russia immediately pulls himself up onto his elbows, trying to crawl down the stairs while kicking frantically at America.

ANGRY TYPING AUUUGGGGHHHH I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE ON MARS, SUCK IT SKYPE CHAT.]

[idkmybfftony]

[OH BUT THE SKYPE CHAT DOES NOT LIE.

YOU WILL NEVER WIN AT ANYTHING, RUSSIA. BECAUSE YOU ARE COMMUNIST AND FAIL AND THE BEATLES ARE MINE. only I can be anglophile, dammit

And America is on Russia's back too bad Hungary's not here and is trying to climb on top of him enough to climb over him because he's going to get to Mars first fuck you Russia.]

[sunflowersunday]

[I WILL CROTCH PUNCH YOU ALL.

I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL, I AM A DESTROYER OF WORLDS. AND WHO SAID I WANTED THE BEATLES ANYWAY? It's not as though I'm hiding multiple illicit copies from my government noooooo. IT MIGHT BE A CULTURAL WAVE BUT THE YOUTH OF SOVIET RUSSIA DEMANDS ITS ENGLISH MUSIC.

Oh no no no, wee petite babby. Russia grabs America by the wrist and rolls over on his back, simultaneously trying to crush America and wiggle over him at the same time. He ends up kinda sideways on-and-off of America and HEY IS HE ACCIDENTALLY ELBOWING YOU IN THE EYE?]

[jesusing_clown]

--What are you doing?? *Trying to stop him from running out there*

[sunflowersunday]

[Assuming this is before the Korea fiasco, Russia is basically like the Juggernaut. Nothing will stop him except being tackled by that lardass America. And if it's not, feel free to jump in on the faito on the surface.]

I am proving myself as a world power by being the first nation on Mars!

[Aaaand because Russia is SUCH A GOOD PERSON, he'll swing his pipe at Allen if he tries to step in his way.]

[jesusing_clown]

*kasdfkj; Blocking with his left arm. It's a magical arm that stops bullets, I imagine it can take a pipe* H-Hey! Are you sure we can even breathe out there!?

[sunflowersunday]

[dsjaklr;ew MAGICAL EXORCIST LEFT ARM, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN RUSSIA WAS TRYING TO FIGHT OFF THE NORTHERN CRUSADES?! It might be ineffective, but Russia has little time to waste (and he doesn't have that many weapons on him). He keeps smacking at Allen as he tries to make his way towards the doors. Also, smiling. Russia does that.]

I only need a moment! Then I will be right back inside. I can hold my breath that long!

[Dude has a removable heart and jumps out of planes without a parachute and lives. Sad thing is that this argument may actually be valid for Hetalia-verse.]