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[sunflowersunday]

[SIRENS GOING OFF HOLY FUCK IT'S GO TIME.

IT'S GO TIME.

RUSSIA IS MAKING A BREAK FOR THE DOOR HE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE ON MARS FUCK YOU BITCHES HE DOESN'T NEED A SPACE SUIT HIS HEART IS SAFE IN A BOTTLE HE IS A DEMON LONG DEAD WITH NOTHING ELSE TO LOSE.

So yes. Running down the hall to the main doors to claim Mars for the Motherland.]

Comments

[jesusing_clown]

--What are you doing?? *Trying to stop him from running out there*

[sunflowersunday]

[Assuming this is before the Korea fiasco, Russia is basically like the Juggernaut. Nothing will stop him except being tackled by that lardass America. And if it's not, feel free to jump in on the faito on the surface.]

I am proving myself as a world power by being the first nation on Mars!

[Aaaand because Russia is SUCH A GOOD PERSON, he'll swing his pipe at Allen if he tries to step in his way.]

[jesusing_clown]

*kasdfkj; Blocking with his left arm. It's a magical arm that stops bullets, I imagine it can take a pipe* H-Hey! Are you sure we can even breathe out there!?

[sunflowersunday]

[dsjaklr;ew MAGICAL EXORCIST LEFT ARM, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN RUSSIA WAS TRYING TO FIGHT OFF THE NORTHERN CRUSADES?! It might be ineffective, but Russia has little time to waste (and he doesn't have that many weapons on him). He keeps smacking at Allen as he tries to make his way towards the doors. Also, smiling. Russia does that.]

I only need a moment! Then I will be right back inside. I can hold my breath that long!

[Dude has a removable heart and jumps out of planes without a parachute and lives. Sad thing is that this argument may actually be valid for Hetalia-verse.]

[jesusingclown]

*Hetalia verse sounds special*

And what about all the people in here? What if we can't breathe out there, and you end up sucking all the air out when you open the door?

[sunflowersunday]

[Unicorns, aliens, cursed chairs, dark magic, talking polar bears, naked France, condom warfare, gay love between countries... Hetalia has it all .D.b]

This ship is large enough to have enough air for my brief visit to the surface! It will only take a moment!

[jesusing_clown]

You're going to risk the safety of everyone here?

[sunflowersunday]

It is a calculated risk that I, surely, am not the only one taking.

[jesusing_clown]

Haah... You know it's a risk swinging pipes at people's heads too.

[sunflowersunday]

It is only a risk if people put their heads in the way!

[SWING SWING SWING oh yes he loves his pipe]

[jesusing_clown]

*Catching your pipe, and possibly crushing it a little* That's very dangerous all the same.

[sunflowersunday]

[JFKDLS;AJRKELW;ARWAE MY PIPE. NOW WHERE WILL I GET MY NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF WATER????

Oh, and he's just smiling back. That same. Goddamn creepy smile he always does.]

I will be sure to be as careful as possible, I promise!