[video]

[sunflowersunday]

[Russia is tapping keys on the keyboard in a futile effort to know wtf they're for. He's somehow managed to hit the right button, but it takes him another minute of staring at the screen and looking around to make sure the recording light is on to actually recognize that the crazy magic box is transmitting his image to other people. With *~magic

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[video]

[hurricanebomber]

You can get some of the stuff you want from the closet in your room. Just think of what you want and it'll appear inside.

I can teach you how to use the device--uh, the box you're holding, if you want.

[video]

[sunflowersunday]

I... don't understand. How--? Must I stand in the closet?

Спасибо!

[video]

[hurricanebomber]

Uh...no. Nothing like that. Just kind of picture what it is you want, and then look inside for it.

[video]

[sunflowersunday]

[He's totally going to be staring at it for a door to home.]

I will try.

[Video]

[hellyesamerica]

..Huh? Of course everyone speaks English.

Where do you come from that you don't have hot water?..

I don't have a map, but I think I know where all the important places are! I can help you, since I'm a hero.

[Video]

[sunflowersunday]

I see. I'm surprised I haven't heard German or French as often as I've heard Russian.

We have hot water, but it is not heated by magic. We must use pots to heat it over a fire.

O... kay. [Yeah at this point he has no choice but to roll with it.]

[Video]

[hellyesamerica]

German or French? Pffff...

Yeah! Okay! So what do you need, anyway? You seem pretty confused.

[Video]

[sunflowersunday]

I honestly do not know where to begin. I have only begun to accept the possibility that this is reality. I would be grateful for any sort of information about this territory.

[watchful_knight]

[Using Lithuanian because he can.]

You can get everything from the closet, even horses. Me and Poland got ours from there, too.

[sunflowersunday]

[SPEAKING IT BACK WITH AN ATROCIOUS ACCENT AND IN THE ICIEST VOICE HE CAN MANAGE.]

......A horse comes from the closet. Of course.

[First thought: WHY IS HE INFORMING ME? Second thought: it's a trap. Third thought: must acquire weaponry pronto.]

Lithuanian

[watchful_knight]

I wouldn't have believed it myself, but Poland just tried it. You can't ask for a certain one, but it will give something that you are used to to you.

[Because he tries to be nice and smoothen out their relationship. And no, it isn't. And no, you shouldn't... or maybe should, with the Major around...]

Lithuanian

[sunflowersunday]

[Sadly, Russia is forever mistrusting of both you and Poland. And kinda hates you guys considering you're kinda killing him from within (or worse, putting him on the road to living under Poland's rule).]

I only need a means of protecting myself. And a way to remove an impostor from my throne. But the closets can't provide that can they?

[Pause, and a bubbling laughter that is slightly hysteric and slightly insane.]

Unless my army marches out. If not, I will have to make do with a musket!

[mashespotatoes]

Russia?

[sunflowersunday]

.....Yes? Though that's not actually my name at present.

[idkmybfftony]

[Not gonna lie, seeing Russia so young kinda creeps him out a bit.]

Magic? Huh? Nothing magic about those pipes! They just. Carry water.

[sunflowersunday]

[NOT GONNA LIE. HE HAS NO IDEA WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE.]

But how? From where? Why is it warm? Is it from hot springs? How is pumped through the pipes?

[idkmybfftony]

[Not gonna lie, America has no fucking idea how indoor plumbing works.]

...Huh? Well, you... turn the knob and it appears! And... hot springs? I... guess? They have hot springs and cold springs since there's two temperatures for water!

[sunflowersunday]

...

It's magical!

[oh my god he sounds so thrilled you don't even know.]