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[Russia is tapping keys on the keyboard in a futile effort to know wtf they're for. He's somehow managed to hit the right button, but it takes him another minute of staring at the screen and looking around to make sure the recording light is on to actually recognize that the crazy magic box is transmitting his image to other people. With *~magic~*]
I think... I am doing this correctly? And most here speak English, da?
[Russia pauses. He's dressed the same as he was when you last saw him, minus the hat.]
I have done little else but sleep this week. Every day I opened my eyes and thought I would wake up in my own bed. Each time I only saw the ceiling to this room.
...There is hot water that flows from metallic pipes! It doesn't even need to be drawn from a well! There is much magic about this place. The food replenishes itself inside a cold box downstairs. It's been so long since I have not been hungry--
Is there a market? I am low on weaponry and I have no horse. I can't be left vulnerable. This knife will not protect me from cannons and spears. I do not have much, but I hope it will be enough to trade for armor.
...A map would also be helpful. As would assistance using... these. Magical boxes.
I think... I am doing this correctly? And most here speak English, da?
[Russia pauses. He's dressed the same as he was when you last saw him, minus the hat.]
I have done little else but sleep this week. Every day I opened my eyes and thought I would wake up in my own bed. Each time I only saw the ceiling to this room.
...There is hot water that flows from metallic pipes! It doesn't even need to be drawn from a well! There is much magic about this place. The food replenishes itself inside a cold box downstairs. It's been so long since I have not been hungry--
Is there a market? I am low on weaponry and I have no horse. I can't be left vulnerable. This knife will not protect me from cannons and spears. I do not have much, but I hope it will be enough to trade for armor.
...A map would also be helpful. As would assistance using... these. Magical boxes.