This is Why I'll Never be an Adult is so totally me.

And entirely unintentionally, I just proved it by spending a ridiculous amount of time playing around in Photoshop to figure out how to use its animation features. I'd like to think of it as a tangent of the 3am Machine (jnala's nickname for Hyperbole and a Half, due to the habit of both of us to ( Read more... )

Asshole License Plate of the Day much? Niiiice.


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Not sure how to write this without sobbing, so going to make it fairly short. Will let Alan comment with additional details if he'd like, but I just can't think of it for more than a few seconds at a time without breaking down ( Read more... )

( Cut for nekkidness, though nothing other than butt to be seen )

I have to wonder how one explains 'tuft of savannah grass, 2006-2008,' followed by a promotion to 'ant hill, 2008-present' on a resume. At least without any reference to psych wards.

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Apparently this guy ended up in Japan for rehab after getting trapped in a fisherman's line. Presume he wasn't releasable back in the Antarctic?

My 'rich and revealing tub treat'? Funny, I thought it was soap.

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So, at the end of last week, a friend of mine (not terribly close, rather on the border between acquaintance and friend) took her own life. Her memorial service was Tuesday, which would have been her 30th birthday ( Read more... )

Stealing naming conventions from whipartist, this is Eek. I went out this morning to feed, and no baby goat. Finish a lesson, and wtf, we appear to have sprouted a baby goat. =) All the males we have on property are wethers, and we just got the new mama, so must have come pregnant. Surprise, much? Ha.


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PokerNews.com brought out one of the Team PokerStars Canada players the other day to go for a ride, and it just posted to the site. Now to get a copy of the video -- it turned out great. =)

(The horses are Miraya, Hero, and Candy. The PokerNews host is riding Miraya, the player's on Hero, and Tomi's on Candy.)