Responsibility!
This is Why I'll Never be an Adult is so totally me.
And entirely unintentionally, I just proved it by spending a ridiculous amount of time playing around in Photoshop to figure out how to use its animation features. I'd like to think of it as a tangent of the 3am Machine (jnala's nickname for Hyperbole and a Half, due to the habit of both of us to get sucked into reading it and then suddenly realising 'oh crap, it's 3 in the morning'), but really, this is why I'll never be an adult.
And entirely unintentionally, I just proved it by spending a ridiculous amount of time playing around in Photoshop to figure out how to use its animation features. I'd like to think of it as a tangent of the 3am Machine (jnala's nickname for Hyperbole and a Half, due to the habit of both of us to get sucked into reading it and then suddenly realising 'oh crap, it's 3 in the morning'), but really, this is why I'll never be an adult.