What a man's gotta do...

[loudest_egan]

Well, dammit. My daughter's getting married in a couple of days, and I need a haircut. Badly. There's no time to run into the city for it, so is there anybody about the castle who can do something like that? That lady from the houseboat disappeared, I think...I've got the clothes covered. Admiral can't show up in anything less than full dress

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[bishop_general]

Your daughter is getting married? Congratulations!

Sorry I can't help you with the hair, though.

[loudest_egan]

Yep, that's right. My youngest daughter, Bernadette.

Ah, no worries. There's got to be some motherly type around here who gets experience cutting her kids' hair...

[bishop_general]

Well, I hope to give my best wishes to the bride and groom. And to you, as well.

[loudest_egan]

Appreciated, bishop, but I can't take the credit. As far as I know, Bern and Kyle are inviting the whole castle, so we'll see you there.

[youngest_egan]

Perhaps you should wear one of our lovely trademark caps, Father~

[loudest_egan]

Funny. You're real funny, Bern. Finally awakening that dormant Egan sense of humor, are you?

[youngest_egan]

Don't be absurd. It's always been there. I just chose not to use it~

But seriously. If you're concerned about your hair that much, you should just wear one. The cape will hide most of it for you~

[loudest_egan]

Just for that, I ought to slick it back with fish oil. How about that for your special day?

[bad_twin]

Haircut-- are ya crazy, old man?! Why would ya wanna cut yer hair? It's yer manhood!

[loudest_egan]

My what? HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! No, something else is my manhood but let's not get into that discussion.

What can I say? It's startin' to get a little un-Admirally even for me.

[bad_twin]

Yer beard?

No-- listen, nothin' good's gonna come outta it, believe me! You're just gonna end up lookin' like the rest of the regular Joes and, and worst of all-- well, y'know how when someone has a big makeover and look all different, and their friends are like "Hey, look at Joe, how weird does he look NOW?" and the other friend's like "I know, it's too weird." -- you're gonna be Joe the Weirdo!

[loudest_egan]

I was just gonna take a little off the ends, sheesh kid. This is all I've got left, I'm too old to grow it all back. *ruffling his already ruffled hair*

[tai_ho]

hmm, hair cutting isn't my forte...but im sure there are plenty of people around here with daggers and swords that could do a good job

[loudest_egan]

Well, hell, I could do that if it came down to it. This is for a wedding!