What a man's gotta do...

[loudest_egan]

Well, dammit. My daughter's getting married in a couple of days, and I need a haircut. Badly. There's no time to run into the city for it, so is there anybody about the castle who can do something like that? That lady from the houseboat disappeared, I think...I've got the clothes covered. Admiral can't show up in anything less than full dress

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[bad_twin]

Haircut-- are ya crazy, old man?! Why would ya wanna cut yer hair? It's yer manhood!

[loudest_egan]

My what? HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! No, something else is my manhood but let's not get into that discussion.

What can I say? It's startin' to get a little un-Admirally even for me.

[bad_twin]

Yer beard?

No-- listen, nothin' good's gonna come outta it, believe me! You're just gonna end up lookin' like the rest of the regular Joes and, and worst of all-- well, y'know how when someone has a big makeover and look all different, and their friends are like "Hey, look at Joe, how weird does he look NOW?" and the other friend's like "I know, it's too weird." -- you're gonna be Joe the Weirdo!

[loudest_egan]

I was just gonna take a little off the ends, sheesh kid. This is all I've got left, I'm too old to grow it all back. *ruffling his already ruffled hair*

[bad_twin]

Good! Hold on to that, pops. And please, no need to thank me for savin' ya from a terrible decision! Just doin' what's right, y'know?

[loudest_egan]

Heh! Well, you know, not everybody can have that big long mane like yours. Where the hell do you hide it all when you're playing double?

[bad_twin]

Heheh, where do I hide it? That's a secret I'll never tell!~

[loudest_egan]

Fine, fine, have it your way. I bet you got all the girls fawning after it, don't you?

[bad_twin]

I-- well-- efrigegaf-- y'know... yeah... n-not so much. *LOSER*

[loudest_egan]

What? Now this is no time to be modest, kid. You're young, you're free, love is in the air - take advantage of it!

[bad_twin]

W-Well, my love sure as hell ain't nowhere here! And you're just sayin' that 'cause Bern's gettin' hitched!

[loudest_egan]

What's the matter, you don't want to get married off? Aw, I get it, it's a long-distance thing. Those are tough. My first years enlisted in the Navy, I was off at sea a lot and couldn't see my Lydia. Had to be content with letters, and let me tell you, that was harder than fighting pirates!

[bad_twin]

... *damn you, Skald, making him think about HER*

But this Lydia girly liked ya, right?

[loudest_egan]

I sure hope she did, she married me and gave me eight kids.

Ahh, don't worry about it. *hearty back-slap* You're still young, you've got plenty of time! Unless you want to be marrying off your youngest daughter before you're sixty.

[bad_twin]

*reburies concerns about Lyon* --Me? Kids?? EW, as if!!!

[loudest_egan]

Whaaaat? What kind of reaction is that? Kids are great! You should know, you are one. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Hey, I bet Bern will be in the market for a babysitter in a few months.