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[heres_my_card]

Ooh....I've lost track of the passed few days...I must've gotten a real good sip of that giggle water. I'm not really made for that sort of thing...

I don't suppose anyone has seen a couple hundred business cards laying around somewhere? Or maybe a purely innocent yet slightly risqué photograph? I seemed to have misplaced all of this. Oh, I knew

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[librarian_eike]

((OOC:...Holy crap that has to be the creepiest picture I've seen of that guy. This elates me. :D ))

...I have found a few of your cards about the halls and two used as book marks...do you wish for me to return them...?

...As for...your misplaced trousers...I...I cannot fathom.

[heres_my_card]

((OOC: omg lol! why doesn't it surprise me to know you appreciate a good old creep? XD))

You found some, fantastic! You're welcome to keep a few if you think they make swell bookmarks. Other than that, sorry for the inconvenience!

As for my missing breeches...Well, at least they weren't holding anything valuable.

[rideonchisatsu]

...WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?

[heres_my_card]

Why Howdy, Kathy!
What happened to me? I'm afraid I'm not quite sure myself!

[rideonchisatsu]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANTS!!!

[heres_my_card]

*Looks down at his pants-less situation*

Oh that's right, I had almost forgotten that small detail.
Maybe I could start a new trend around here. You know, 'keep it real'

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, is what i always say!