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[heres_my_card]

Ooh....I've lost track of the passed few days...I must've gotten a real good sip of that giggle water. I'm not really made for that sort of thing...

I don't suppose anyone has seen a couple hundred business cards laying around somewhere? Or maybe a purely innocent yet slightly risqué photograph? I seemed to have misplaced all of this. Oh, I knew

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[little_lymmie]

............?!?!?!!

[toma_to]

Y-YOUR HIGHNESS DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT!!!! *slaps his hand over here eyes*

[little_lymmie]

GAH!! *blinded!*

T-toma, what are you doing?!

[aunt_sialeeds]

...

Thank you, Toma.

[billy_candle]

Mr. Oboro! You'll never guess what I found in my pocket!

By the way, your pants are missing.

[heres_my_card]

Mr. Billy are you about to tell me some dirty joke?

Okay, I'll play along! What did you find in your pocket, Mr. Billy?

[billy_candle]

Dirty joke? Uhuhuhu~ I don't know, you tell me! *slowly slides out the prized photograph out of his pocket, as if he's unveiling a show, before quickly putting it back in* ...I guess that clears up who the winner was. I was never really sure...

[heres_my_card]

Oh! Would you look at that! I had no idea... I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'm happy to see that snapshot in your pocket and not mine!

[cute_gladiator]

I'll lend you some of my shorts Mr. Oboro until you find your pants!

[heres_my_card]

That's nice of you to offer Shoon! But something about it doesn't seem quite.....right. hmm.

[cute_gladiator]

Oh? Well OK. If you change your mind let me know!

[heres_my_card]

Straight away!

Such a sweet kid~

[smartmouthmage]

Lost yer pants ey? How'd ye end up loosin' yer pants?

[heres_my_card]

You know, I'm still figuring the details of that one out myself...

Oh well! It doesn't matter that much!
If you see any business cards or pants laying around, send them my way would you, Mister......Your name escapes me! Have we met?

[smartmouthmage]

Mayhap we have, though I've been in the city buying supplies for me shop's opening lately so, probably not.

I'm Roget, and ye be?

[heres_my_card]

The name's Oboro *reaches in his blouse for a card that isn't there* Oops! You'll have to excuse me, force of habit!

In any case, a pleasure to meet you Mr. Roget! I hope you believe me when I say I don't normally make it a habit to wonder about in my unmentionables!

[st_loa_flame]

M-Mister Oboro...

[heres_my_card]

Ah, Melvin! How's my favorite ascot-wearing little adventurer doing today?

[st_loa_flame]

*is too shocked to even correct the whole name thing* Y-your pants...

And your... stuff...

[heres_my_card]

I know....It's such a shame....
You're into community service, aren't you? I can see it in your eyes. If you see any business cards be sure to pick them up! Keep an eye out for my breeches too! Pretty soon I'm going to need pockets to put my cards in.