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[heres_my_card]

Ooh....I've lost track of the passed few days...I must've gotten a real good sip of that giggle water. I'm not really made for that sort of thing...

I don't suppose anyone has seen a couple hundred business cards laying around somewhere? Or maybe a purely innocent yet slightly risqué photograph? I seemed to have misplaced all of this. Oh, I knew

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[rideonchisatsu]

...WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?

[heres_my_card]

Why Howdy, Kathy!
What happened to me? I'm afraid I'm not quite sure myself!

[rideonchisatsu]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANTS!!!

[heres_my_card]

*Looks down at his pants-less situation*

Oh that's right, I had almost forgotten that small detail.
Maybe I could start a new trend around here. You know, 'keep it real'

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, is what i always say!

[rideonchisatsu]

...NEITHER OF THOSE PHRASES HAVE ANYTHING T' DO WITH YOU NOT HAVIN' NO PANTS!!!

-averts her eyes, her face ten shades of red- MY GOD, MAN, GIT YERSELF DECENT!

[heres_my_card]

...Oh? They don't? Hmmmm... *brings a hand to his chin in deep thought*

I wish it I could just snap my fingers and have my pants magically appear but--Oh, I wonder if Viki could help me out...!

[rideonchisatsu]

-makes angry noises, still not facing him- YOU DON'T NEED JES YER PANTS, ANY PANTS'LL DO! JUST COVER YERSELF, GODDAMNIT!