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Sort of Public - Private to Potter - Private to the Golden Trio - March 19, 2000

Mar 19, 2006 21:45

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Private to Malfoy. thelastgranger March 20 2006, 04:57:22 UTC

Well I seem to cook, mostly. I'll keep the banana thing in mind.

No red? Such a Slytherin.

Will I be seeing you at the ball? Or are you above such events?

-Hermione

Private to Granger suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 05:00:22 UTC

Oh, good. You're like a little house elf only cuter

I know. I've hated the color since I was a boy though, so I suppose either I was born to be in green or . . . well, I was probably just born to be in green.

I don't know. If I go can I fondle you a little?

~Draco

Re: Private to Granger thelastgranger March 20 2006, 05:04:00 UTC

Born to be in green, that sounds right.

I don't know, that depends, are you going to buy me a drink first?

-Hermione

Private to Granger suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 05:06:58 UTC

Merlin, woman, must you be so demanding?

~Draco

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Private to Malfoy beyond_measure March 20 2006, 05:02:49 UTC

I'll be there. Do I count as someone you can tolerate at all?

Red and bananas, eh? I'm sure I can come up with a way to make bananas red... And please tell me my red hair counts.

It'll be great living with you.

How do you feel about pickled onions?

-Ron

Private to Weasley suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 05:09:13 UTC

I suppose if I'm very drunk, yes.

Your hair doesn't count, Weasley. Honestly, I'm not irrational about it. And if I wake up and find red bananas anywhere in the house, I will cook you something other than toast and it will be horrible.

Please, you flatter me.

What? What?! Ew. That's how I feel.

~Draco

Private to Malfoy beyond_measure March 20 2006, 05:15:37 UTC

That doesn't mean I have to eat it, Malfoy.

I wonder if changing the color would affect the taste... Maybe I could make pickled onions red, too.

Believe me, I don't flatter you. I just realize that I'll take as much enjoyment in tormenting you as you probably take in tormenting me.

-Ron

Private to Weasley suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 05:21:06 UTC

Just the process of the cooking will result in madness and carnage the likes of which you've never seen.

And then I will be colorfully sick. All over you and your pickled onions.

No, you flatter me. Really.

~Draco

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broken_harry March 20 2006, 05:09:37 UTC

I had no intention of going at all, but McGonagall's somehow manipulated me into agreeing to 'make an appearance'. Of course, come to find out that 'making an appearance' actually means that I have to stick around for most of not all of the bloody thing.

If you want, we can stand around looking miserable at this thing together.

If the pet dog thing is some weird way to get me to put a leash on you, it's not happening, Ferret.

What's the matter with my hair? And why do people keep bringing it up? I say it's just got character.

Are you mental, man? You're moving into a house with three Gryffindors...EVERY room in the house will be red!

-H

suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 05:14:25 UTC

McGonagall's a sneaky one.

Are you asking me to be your date, Potter?

What? Leash? No. No, but it's good to know that you fantasize about my pretty neck confined to one.

I didn't say anything about your hair. I meant my hair is better than a dog's. Idiot.

Though, now that you've brought it up, do you shed a lot? Because that could get annoying living in the same house with you and all.

Kill me now, then, and spare me.

~D

broken_harry March 20 2006, 05:21:32 UTC

Yes, she is. I should know this by now.

If by date, you mean that you can stand next to me while I hate every second of being there, then yeah, sure I guess I am. But you're paying for your own ticket and don't expect flowers. Oh, and I don't dance.

Who said anything about fantasizing about your neck in a leash? What kind of a freak do you take me for? Dont' answer that.

Oh. Well, depends on the breed I would think.

No shedding. If I do, I'll be sure to get you onwe of those lint rollers.

If you insist, but I'd bury you in a red satin lined coffin.

-H

suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 05:44:41 UTC

You? Actually be a gentleman? Never. Also, I do still remember the Yule Ball. You're pants at dancing.

Are you sure? It's a very witty answer.

Whatever.

You have no taste at all, really.

~D

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Private to Draco subtle_simmer March 20 2006, 05:48:02 UTC

I made the grave mistake of sending the old wench a donation in my Owl to decline the invitation. She, in turn, sent me the tickets I 'purchased' with said donation, and seems to think she will succeed in berating me to go.

I would like to say I believe she will be unsuccessful, but she did have Albus Dumbledore for a mentor for more years than I have been alive. I would not make any wagers.

Regardless, I am in possession of ten tickets, and if she manages to make me attend, you can bet your spoilt arse I will drag you with me. Our whole happy little houseful, as well, if I can manage it.

Time to learn to clean and press your own dress-robes, boy.

S. Snape

Oh--be wary. McGonagall is rather certain your parents will be there, which is one of her tools she is using to attempt to persuade me to attend.

Private to Severus suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 05:58:06 UTC

You're such a romantic, Sev. Really, you know just how to ask a man to be your date.

Clean and . . . I think not. These hands do not do menial labours. They're far to pretty.

~Draco

PS: Great, just what I'll need.

Private to Draco subtle_simmer March 20 2006, 06:11:49 UTC

DATE??

Has everyone in the entire wizarding world gone utterly round the twist?

I do not 'date'.

'Pretty' will not feed and clothe you when you prepare to make your way in the world, boy. As I doubt you wish to live with me forever, and no one else would put up with your incompetence in the most basic tasks of daily living, you had best learn, and learn quickly. Cooking, cleaning and pressing clothing, household laundry and basic household sanitation are skills you must possess if you wish to be truly 'independent'.

Severus

PS: You have to face them sometime. I will be at hand should you need me. A public venue is probably a better first meeting with your father than a private one. He will wish to maintain all appearances of benevolence.

Private to Severus suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 06:15:52 UTC

You break my heart. Honestly, I thought you were asking me to be your date. Your partner. Your companion. I could go on.

Pretty might work on some people, you know. They would be dazzled by my good looks and do whatever I wished of them. Well, I can dream, at least.

~Draco

PS: Yes, well, I'll still pout over it. That strange silence you hear coming from the room next to yours? That's me pouting.

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Private to Draco Malfoy nymphadorauror March 20 2006, 05:55:46 UTC

Ok so I see you've written something...and that's good... what the hell am I writing anyway...oh

It wouldn't be a good thing to go alone, atleast- don't show up alone.
now what the hell- like he'd actually go alone... just leave him alone.

~Tonks

Private to Tonks suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 06:02:27 UTC

Er, who are you then? Your name seems a bit familiar.

~Draco

Private to Draco Malfoy nymphadorauror March 20 2006, 06:09:31 UTC

Oh distant cousin... part of the disowned branch....

I'm a member of the Order, and- well.. --Nymphadora Tonks, I go by my last name.
Just wanted to say- well I already said what I wanted.
yes that was brilliant.

~Tonks

Private to Tonks suicide_blonde_ March 20 2006, 06:13:44 UTC

Ah.

Oh, wait! I think I remember you. You're a relative, right? Maybe not, though. I think I remember my mum mentioning your surname, though.

Doesn't sound Pureblooded though.

~Draco

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