Oh, good. I'm rapidly losing dates. I started off with several and now I'm down to Severus, who may or may not kill me for my insolence before the night is over.
~Draco
PS: Well, possibly. I mean, probably. Bask in my luminescent presence while you can.
Dearest, you have no idea. If you weren't stuck in Azkaban you could have just been my date be default and none of the above would have happened.
Oh, I should keep you up to date about this: Weasley asked Granger out and Potter's probably straight. Or at least he's not into me.
Now that I think about that last, how did I not know? Next time I decide to fancy a boy hero, hit me, hex me, do what you must to knock some sense into me.
Well, I would have asked you and sent flowers, you know that. It's just . . . oh, hell, I give up.
I do so love it when you finger me, though.
It's a shock because it shouldn't have been a shock? Honestly, Pansy, I can't figure out how I didn't know. I guess I'm just not intuitive enough. Woe.
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You should have got in early; I now have a date for the ball.
I'll save you that dance though.
-Hermione
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Tell me, is he prettier than I am? Does he have red hair? Did he finally grow a pair and ask you out, already?
I don't know him, do I?
You'd better.
~Draco
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Oh, I will!
-Hermione
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Good.
~Draco
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Why, I'm not quite sure.
We'll stand up like idiots together.
~Theo.
PS. Really moving in with Potter??
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~Draco
PS: Well, possibly. I mean, probably. Bask in my luminescent presence while you can.
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Snape? He is your date?
Merlin, man. I'll go with you, if only to avoid that unimaginable situation.
although...
~Theo.
PS. Watch me bask.
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You know, I might just take you up on that.
~Draco
PS: Enjoy yourself, really.
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Fucking hell. I just bought new dress robes.
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Oh, I should keep you up to date about this: Weasley asked Granger out and Potter's probably straight. Or at least he's not into me.
Now that I think about that last, how did I not know? Next time I decide to fancy a boy hero, hit me, hex me, do what you must to knock some sense into me.
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DATE BY DEFAULT. I just. I can't. I'm giving you the finger right now, Draco. Just so you know.
Oh God. And the world shall be populated once more.
And that is a shock why? And trust me, after that opening comment (DATE BY DEFAULT!) me hexing you by request is the least of your worries.
Bastard.
Miss you
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I do so love it when you finger me, though.
It's a shock because it shouldn't have been a shock? Honestly, Pansy, I can't figure out how I didn't know. I guess I'm just not intuitive enough. Woe.
Convict.
But I adore you anyway.
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