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The Sucha
I saw the food lady doing this, so I tried with my name. Don't you think this quote is wonderful?
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Cat abuse
OMG, the big apes are insane. They have found new ways to torture me. Many times every day, swestrup (the ape with the furry face) picks me up with a towel and wraps it tightly around me so I can't move my limbs. Then taxlady (the other, smaller one) forces my mouth open and shoves pellets down my throat. They say that it will make me feel better, but I really ( Read more... ) -
that silly shreddy
I figured out why my food lady gets so much spam. shreddy has been surfing the net when she isn't looking. He signed up for Catnip of the Month, Mouse of the Week, and other things and they all turned out to be scams. She didn't figure it out, because shreddy isn't very good with the keyboard and he put that his email address was plnqztrx at taxdragon dot com. ( Read more... ) -
hmmph
shreddy thinks he's special because he has a job. He is the patrol cat. He has to patrol the whole house every few hours to make sure there aren't any monsters. But, he has never done anything about the monster in this chair:
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new friends
My food lady suggested that I add catsofblue to my friends list. I hope they are friendly. I also hope they are well mannered, unlike my roommate, shreddy. -
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The food lady finally came back from galavanting around the world (Copenhagen, Iceland, Boston). She was gone for a month and some strange man came in a fed me and the furry monster, shreddyIf that wasn't bad enough, we didn't have an internet connection, so I couldn't even keep up with my friends on LJ or post. Of course, now that she is back, she has ( Read more... ) -
Shreddy is being punished
Ha, he deserves it. He just wouldn't stop harrassing me. The big apes came to my rescue and spritzed him good. But, he did it again. Now he is locked somewhere downstairs. My food lady says he's going to be there all night. -
First journal entry
Today I slept a lot. I ate bacon. I am as beautiful as usual. shreddy was a pest, as usual. He jumped on the dishwasher and knocked the electric fying pan on the floor. Parts of it broke off. He's in big trouble now. The rule at this house is that we can jump on everything except kitchen counters and the stove, but we aren't allowed to make things fall ( Read more... )
