Cat abuse
OMG, the big apes are insane. They have found new ways to torture me. Many times every day, swestrup (the ape with the furry face) picks me up with a towel and wraps it tightly around me so I can't move my limbs. Then taxlady (the other, smaller one) forces my mouth open and shoves pellets down my throat. They say that it will make me feel better, but I really think it is very undignified and uncomfortable. I do not see how this makes me feel better.
Well, yesterday they had new torture. They lured me into the bathroom and swestrup wrapped me in the towel. The other one did the thing with the pellets. Then, I can hardly believe this, then, she put me in the bathtub and it was full of water! The other one poured water on me. They wouldn't even let me stand up in the tub. The smaller one just held me in one hand and rubbed smelly stuff into my fur. She rubbed it everywhere. Then the bearded one poured more water over me.They cut off chunks of my fur! Eventually they stopped the water torture and I was put back in the restraining towel. They rubbed me with the towel! In places that I will not mention on a public forum. Leave it to be said, it was totally undignified and lacking in respect.
I was eventually liberated. Then taxlady tried to take photographs of me, just to add insult to injury. Photographs of a wet cat - good grief!
I was wet and cold for hours. Ha, I got even with taxlady. I sat on her lap and sucked the heat out of her body. I also drooled on her jeans. Eventually they did provide a very warm pillow and a heat lamp.
Well, yesterday they had new torture. They lured me into the bathroom and swestrup wrapped me in the towel. The other one did the thing with the pellets. Then, I can hardly believe this, then, she put me in the bathtub and it was full of water! The other one poured water on me. They wouldn't even let me stand up in the tub. The smaller one just held me in one hand and rubbed smelly stuff into my fur. She rubbed it everywhere. Then the bearded one poured more water over me.They cut off chunks of my fur! Eventually they stopped the water torture and I was put back in the restraining towel. They rubbed me with the towel! In places that I will not mention on a public forum. Leave it to be said, it was totally undignified and lacking in respect.
I was eventually liberated. Then taxlady tried to take photographs of me, just to add insult to injury. Photographs of a wet cat - good grief!
I was wet and cold for hours. Ha, I got even with taxlady. I sat on her lap and sucked the heat out of her body. I also drooled on her jeans. Eventually they did provide a very warm pillow and a heat lamp.