HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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http://www.wmtw.com/health/4743640/detail.html

breathe

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

breathe

http://www.lifewave.com/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god i feel more energy already! i'm weeping with joy!

Comments

[fattmike]

I wonder:

If I order a 1 year supply for the low low price of $800, and use it all within a month, will I be able to go back to the future?

Only Reverend Jim knows for sure.

On a completely different topic, are they Delawarians or Delawarites?

[bruisedhips]

""By the end of the day, I'm exhausted," she said. "I don't have tons of energy."

HAHAHA UH...DUH

This sounds like a recipe for hospitalized exhaustion.

[halfjack]

I love that they basically say, "this is a placebo and sometimes placebos work so yay placebo, miracle cure!" I will now market my own placebo miracle pill with the loud slogan, "Doesn't do shit!" with the full confidence that public comprehension of the placebo effect will be sufficient to move product.

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The post on robotwisdom I got this from had the headline "Placebo now available in slow release patch form", which was so good I wanted to steal it until I remembered how I read an article about that guy where he was pretty much homeless and that seemed mean.

[nosrialleon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAmakeitstop.

[eyeteeth]

LifeWave™ is the world leader in the emerging field of organically constructed nano-antennas for the passive frequency modulation of the human magnetic field. ... [T]his product instruct[s] the body to transport fats to the mitochondria for ATP production.

That sounds SCIENCEY! My mitochondria need MORE FAT! I'm gonna eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and TOTALLY RUN the FOUR-MINUTE MILE!

[eyeteeth]

[straps on rocket skates]