And this just in...

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From the always reliable exploding aardvark, possibly the best lede of all time:

A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.http://www.lodinews.com/articles/2007/

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[maps_or_guitars]

WOW.

Lodi, huh?

[libertas]

LOL

[superlaundrette]

a rollerskating MALE stripper at that. rad!