From the always reliable exploding aardvark, possibly the best lede of all time:

A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.http://www.lodinews.com/articles/2007/

But I had to laugh at the Newport Beach Film Festival's very O.C. fundraising event. Just got this in the mail: The Newport Beach Film Festival invites you to celebrate the art of intimate apparel showcased live on male and female models in a photo gallery setting. DJ, hors d'oeuvres and hosted bar provided. Sponsored by Level Vodka, Karl Strauss, ( Read more... )

LOS ANGELES - An emergency medicine resident at the embattled Martin Luther King Jr./Drew Medical Center has been charged with stealing a hand from a cadaver in New Jersey and giving it to an exotic dancer.

Edit: dossy found the original story from New Jersey, including six skulls and a club called "Hott 22."

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