Welcome, Jemifer.

[substitute]

I have received this communication from "Jemifer" or "Jenifer" (spelled both ways) on myspace. It looks like Jem (Jen) has had a whole lot of coffee, because this all obviously came out in a rush. It's rare for someone in a calm state of mind to misspell her own name. There's a lot to chew on here, and I will have to consider my response to her

Comments

[brianenigma]

So... she's looking for a cybersex hookup...?

[sesby]

The "essence of (this) soul" = crazy. sweetie.

[ahhhlisaaah]

It's all very poetic, but is it also defensive?

I have/had (she's passed away) a friend who went through e-Harmony and met this "wonderful" guy who abused her horribly once they got behind closed doors. As you can imagine, it was tramatizing on top of the fact she became deathly ill the very same weekend, was admitted into the hospital and died nine months later. It's been so terribly sad to think that this encounter she had with this man preceded such a lengthy and tragic illness and her demise.

Go for adventure but always locate your exits!

[threepunchstuff]

Friend it is time to read from the book of De La Soul, "Jenifa Taught Me" 3:5.

Positions, muscles flexed, Dove was lost in a Ghana hex
Passed her test, felt her teddy, Jenifa, oh Jenny
Notions soothed the mood, Dove was lost in De La heaven
Scream Plug 2, did the do, Jenifa, oh Jenny
Jenny teased my homeboy Granny, in fact she teased so many
She was known as a garden tool
No more I dispatch, was it Jimmy had met his match?
Or could it be the realization all girls owned a Jenny?
For normal health I have fought, a valuable lesson she hath taught
Don't flaunt that the candy is good unless you came with plenty

Translation

[torgo_x]

She say you brade ranna.