1) Screaming "SHIT!" as loud as you can doesn't solve anything, but when you're still up at 4 a.m. after you've been drinking, it's a funny image to have of yourself in your head. Don't ask, there's really no story here ( Read more... )

Proof that gays are eventually going to kill off our species

I shouldn't find this so amusing, but oh boy do I ever find it amusing.

The other night I hung out with my dear friend Paula, smoked a bowl, and wrote a song using the word "fucking" more than any other song in the history of the world up until this point. Groundbreaking, I know.

I don't have the energy to fill out any of those job applications burning a hole in my (er...Cameron's) backpack. I also don't sleep ( Read more... )

FINALLY! I'm getting my keester out of Iowa and high-tailing it back to the homeland ( Read more... )

Last time I went to Oak Park, the train conductor instructed me to put my luggage on an overhead rail if I didn't want to pay for an extra ticket to have it sit on the seat across from me. Despite never having had to do this before, I obliged. When I got to Leota's house, I discovered that both the book I had been reading and my personal journal ( Read more... )

In less than two weeks, I am moving in with my dear friend Leota while I look for a job and an actual apartment. The next two weeks are gonna blow my ass, but at least there's finally a sort of light at the end of the tunnel ( Read more... )

I am sick of being all morose. If Nick doesn't want to get back together then I need to find someone else, because lord knows moping and feeling sorry for myself isn't doing me any good at all.

I need to move to Chicago like right now.

"All the sights of Paris,
pale inside your iris,
tip the Eiffel Tower with one glance,
stained glass cathedrals, with one glint,
you smashed it with your eyes
what I'm looking for.
One blink and then my heart
wasn't there no more." - Rufus Wainwright, "The Tower of Learning"

"So it's Friday night down on North Avenue ( Read more... )

I keep waking up at about the time my brother gets home from school. This doesn't please my parents at all. Apparently I'm going to have to be able to wake up in order to do things when I'm living on my own. And yeah, I get that, but I also have nothing to wake me up here. I hardly even exist here ( Read more... )

I always like to pretend that I'm no longer a total brat when I come back from long hiatuses. Like I've grown sooo much since my last entry or something. I will look back on this in like a year and scoff. I have no intention of trying to recap everything that's gone down since I last updated this, so anyone who's interested in reading about me is ( Read more... )