To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I'm turning into a trash compactor. I simply cannot get enough to eat, which is not helpful during a food shortage!

On the upside, perhaps I'm becoming a Transformer... I wanna be Optimus Prime, but I don't think he would be a trash compactor so much...

Argh, this is frustrating. I'm trying to be careful but I just want to eat everything and

Comments

[slinkster_ghoul]

At least it's Christmas and you're allowed to eat everything ever.

Can I come jog too?

[suave_thomas]

That's true, I suppose. I've never been one to care much about watching what I eat, but now...arugh.

Yes please. Company will make Spectre worry his cute little buns off less.

[slinkster_ghoul]

A bunless Spectre is the last thing we want. I"ll grab Icarus, he could do with a run, because he will get fat.

Chubby Thomas, by the way, is kind of unimaginable. You'd be so huge!

[suave_thomas]

Exactly. I love his buns. And Icarus!

I know. Dear god.

[iamqueendiamond]

What do you mean you're trying to be careful?

[suave_thomas]

If I eat everything, there won't be enough left for anyone else! There's shortages, and everything's closed tomorrow anyway. And yet I cannot stop eating.

[iamqueendiamond]

Thomas, there's enough to go around.

[suave_thomas]

Not if I was eating like I want to be eating. I've got kids to think about! And a husband who doesn't need to be eaten out of house and home. And my sister and Stuart and Mara. And Stephie, and Flynn and Quinn are coming back and you'll all be here. And holy crap.

[in_spectre_mors]

Thomas, I hope you don't think this question rude, but have you actually put on any weight? If your body is using all that food, please don't feel bad about eating it. And even if it isn't, I never want you to go hungry, no matter how much you need to eat. The shortages will be over soon, and we can afford the food until they are. I'll be releasing a new next year. We're not going to be short of money, I promise.

I'm not saying don't be careful. It's important to watch your health. Just please, don't feel guilty. I love you.

Incidentally, you'd be the sexiest Transformer ever.

[suave_thomas]

I think my momentary flipping out about the amount I've been eating has been a little misinterpreted. I'm not actually worried about gaining too much weight because I keep fit. I mean sure, if I didn't jog then it would be warranted. Ending up sumo wrestler sized isn't really what I'm worried about. Right now it's eating everything so there's nothing left for anyone else until the shortages are over. And it's...frustrating to eat and eat and never be full. It just feels gross. And hungry. And I don't like it. At all.

I love you too, Honey.

And that is something I will keep in mind!

[in_spectre_mors]

I'd feel better if you didn't have to worry at all. But I do see what you mean. Never being able to feel full no matter how much you eat sounds like some sort of torture, really. I do hope we can work out some way of dealing with that. Perhaps there are some foods you can eat that would fill you more so you weren't feeling so constantly unsatisfied.

[suave_thomas]

We'll experiment, I suppose. In the mean time, make sure I don't eat everything! If I make anyone else go hungry, I'll die of Peter's guilt. You know I have that now.

This post is proof enough of that...

[twilightrobe]

Dude, if you're Optimus Prime, can I be Jazz?

Hey, Tasha and I are always happy for another gym buddy, if you want in. In the meantime, eat! I know I do.

[suave_thomas]

Sure!!

I am eating! I ate like...an entire carton of eggs for breakfast, and a breakfast burrito and then three sandwiches and a large thing of chips and an entire bag of teeny-tiny candy canes... Augh. I don't like gyms, I prefer running, but maybe it's something i should look in to.

[twilightrobe]

Fair call, dude. I just like the system, cos I know I'm working out my whole body in balance. I know it's not for everyone, though. Nothing wrong with jogging!

[suave_thomas]

Jogging just makes me so zen. Jogging and gardening. It's my thing. But it's winter, so not so much with the panting of peas.

[demon_svetlana]

I can just imagine your insides crushing all the food in your guts into little cubes. It's mesmerising. It'd hurt to shit, though.

[suave_thomas]

That is pretty mesmerising...

Ah, well. That's a valid point. Luckily for Transformers, I don't think they shit... At least the cartoons never showed Prime copping a squat.

[demon_svetlana]

Yeah, but the movie does show Ratshit taking a leak on Shea LaBeouf.

[suave_thomas]

Ratshit?

Well yes, it does show that. I think he was leaking lube though.

Hhahhahaa lube.