To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I'm turning into a trash compactor. I simply cannot get enough to eat, which is not helpful during a food shortage!

On the upside, perhaps I'm becoming a Transformer... I wanna be Optimus Prime, but I don't think he would be a trash compactor so much...

Argh, this is frustrating. I'm trying to be careful but I just want to eat everything and

Comments

[iamqueendiamond]

What do you mean you're trying to be careful?

[suave_thomas]

If I eat everything, there won't be enough left for anyone else! There's shortages, and everything's closed tomorrow anyway. And yet I cannot stop eating.

[iamqueendiamond]

Thomas, there's enough to go around.

[suave_thomas]

Not if I was eating like I want to be eating. I've got kids to think about! And a husband who doesn't need to be eaten out of house and home. And my sister and Stuart and Mara. And Stephie, and Flynn and Quinn are coming back and you'll all be here. And holy crap.

[suave_thomas]

I just made you sad, didn't I?

I'm sorry, Mums, I wasn't thinking.

[iamqueendiamond]

It's not your fault, dear Thomas.