To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I'm turning into a trash compactor. I simply cannot get enough to eat, which is not helpful during a food shortage!

On the upside, perhaps I'm becoming a Transformer... I wanna be Optimus Prime, but I don't think he would be a trash compactor so much...

Argh, this is frustrating. I'm trying to be careful but I just want to eat everything and

Comments

[demon_svetlana]

I can just imagine your insides crushing all the food in your guts into little cubes. It's mesmerising. It'd hurt to shit, though.

[suave_thomas]

That is pretty mesmerising...

Ah, well. That's a valid point. Luckily for Transformers, I don't think they shit... At least the cartoons never showed Prime copping a squat.

[demon_svetlana]

Yeah, but the movie does show Ratshit taking a leak on Shea LaBeouf.

[suave_thomas]

Ratshit?

Well yes, it does show that. I think he was leaking lube though.

Hhahhahaa lube.

[demon_svetlana]

Yeah, you know. The ambulance one.

Haha, lube! Handy.

[suave_thomas]

Oh right. Yes... Ratshit.

*giggles* How is Spain, Beautiful? Are you being treated well? Is Rasputina being bombarded with love?

[demon_svetlana]

Yes and yes! Everyone is so lovely over here. Especially Miguel, yum! I always love being here. I can see why it's Peter's favourite retreat.

[suave_thomas]

Well I hope you get a bit of Miguel action there, Miss Svetlana. And I'm so relieved you're happy.