REAL bo0bies aren't made of fat!!

http://community.livejournal.com/customers_suck/23088228.html?thread=342771044#t342771044

ETA: This is why I'm not a pilot; I'm apparently blind. How the fuck did I miss that?

Over at thequestionclub, hellcatt3 says, " my husband punches/hit/slap/shove me because I flirt with men,and didn't do the laundry. He has once almost thrown a hammer at me.Something tells me this isn't normal for a marriage." I don't speak trollish.

However, sjorn has some sound advice: "Maybe you should stop being a whore." Just part of the lulz, right? Sure...at first, ( Read more... )

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And I quote: Is being black an excuse for terrible grammar?

Edit: Well I'll be damned. See post below...

My good internet friend sensual_blossom makes an intro post to handbag_fetish. Not stupid at all.

addienfaemne then makes a dramariffic comment about how my BFF sensual_blossom has also been mentioned in stupid_free. The stupid begins.

That might have been the end of it, but sweet, silly sensual_blossom has a small problem with quitting while she's ahead. Not one to ever let a comment go unanswered - regardless of whether it ( Read more... )

Some spectacular wank breaks out on lj_biz when users ask why self-harming ana/mia communities are allowed to stay on LJ while their slashporn had to go.

LJ explains that pro-ana communities are about support, not harming yourself!Feast on some of the spectacular stupid in these threads ( Read more... )

Much stupid resulted from this comment that was made in wtf_inc

Edit: Looks like I may have made a repost. Bah.

So I come bearing another stupid.

"He should have read the ladies mind and knew she was going to burn his barn down."

airukitsu makes a post in stupidpetowners about a Mexican man who didn't speak English very well, who brought his dog in to be groomed and went wtf at why the animal was totally shaved (it was severely matted). The man asked what to feed the dog, there were some o_O looks, turns out he feeds the dog raw chicken.

There's some minor pet food wank on the raw feeding vs. ( Read more... )

Wow, I normally don't get a chance to do this because I try not to just lurk for idiots, but GOD, this person is a fucking moron.

In booju_newju genius marigold89 is not only trying to support the claim that you should beat your teenagers for having sex, but she then goes on to defend this by referencing the spanking she got just the other day. Did I mention she's 17 ( Read more... )

Over in booju_newju, bicrim asks what should we do if, hypothetically, our teenage sons got some girl pregnant.

marigold89's answer? I'd spank my teenage son and encourage the girl's parents to spank her pregnant ass too. This is fine because I'm 17 and I got spanked yesterday! Oh, and they'd never be allowed to see each other again, so we'd move away.

ETA: I totally ( Read more... )