But but but, I don't WANNA eat my veggies!

[jilicious]

Over in thequestionclub, gothstar wants help to find out how to eat more veggies. Unfortunately, she does not REALLY want to eat any veggies since she has neither the money, time or gag reflex to eat said veggies. There's not really any stupid in the comments, just a lot of "Um, eat them anyway" and "suck it up." The real gold is in all of her lame excuses, most

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[matchbox360]

Got that woman is so annoying. If every food in the WORLD makes her feel sick except stuff coated in grease then why the fuck isn't she dead yet?

[matchbox360]

*God, obviously.

[jilicious]

Duh, all the preservatives!

[matchbox360]

Perhaps she's like 600lbs and has enough fat reserves to last 20 years!

[couchtiger]

What I don't get is how eating veggies makes her feel sick, but endless rounds of fried chicken apparently make her feel healthy?

[gothstar]

Also , never said that. I just said I like fried chicken.

[couchtiger]

Ok. I stand by my original point, though - no matter how sick you "feel" from eating the veggies, I doubt it's as sick as you make your body from NEVER eating any veggies.

[gothstar]

I don't "NEVER" eat any veggies, I just realize that I do not eat enough. I probably have 2-3 servings of fruit/veggies a day when I beleive you are supposed to get 5?

[evryonewrthnoin]

the solution to the gag reflex is to SUCK MOAR COCK

[nyecamden]

That's the solution to many things.

[evryonewrthnoin]

HAI Q CLUB HOW DO I SUCK COCK WHER DOSE IT GO PLZ LEMME NO ASAP PLZKTHX ITS SRS BZ

[shashafrash]

I was the same way. I basically have forced myself to eat vegetables in the past few years, and now I actually *like* most of them. Except carrots. I fucking hate carrots. *blech*

[gothstar]

Did you guys actually throw up though? Because I do, and if you figured out how to get through it I really would like to know.

Also, I haven't completely cut them out. I eat maybe 2-3 servings of fruit/veggies a day, which I know is not enough.

[shashafrash]

No, I didn't vomit, though cauliflower still makes me gag. But I eat it anyway, cause it's good for me.

[bellasmommy]

God, how incredibly juvenile. JUST FUCKING EAT IT. STOP MAKING EXCUSES.

[l_a_d_y_l_o_v_e]

amen!

[midnight_d]

I love most veggies, but if you told me to "just fucking eat" peppers and onions I really would vomit, lol.

[ivylady]

But since you eat most veggies, you can get a pass on the ones you don't like. I don't like asparagus, but I'll eat a lot of the others. You can dislike a few of them because you like the group as a whole.