WTF

[stripedl33tness]

This place is really fucking weird. I'm not a soldier! I don't know who wrote this crappy program, but it made a mistake. Can't it tell the difference between a hacker and a fighter? I could write better code with my eyes closed.

Well, I'm here now. I guess it's at least something different. Could be worse; I'm not dead yet nor has anyone

Comments

[no_chocolate]

Matt--!?

[stripedl33tness]

Yeah? What is it?

Mello, is that you?

[no_chocolate]

Fuck, where the hell have you been?! Took you long enough t--

Wait, what do you last remember before getting here?

[stripedl33tness]

What the hell? Why didn't you tell me if we were supposed to be here?

... Weird question. Patched up your ass as much as you'd let me and we were working on the case. Why?

[numberedstars]

Have you considered the possibility that they brought you here to fix their code?

[stripedl33tness]

Possible, but I doubt they'd be that smart.

[numberedstars]

You're probably right. I mean, they haven't asked me and I specialize in this sort of thing.

[stripedl33tness]

Yeah? Got any specialties in it?

[chocolate_cross]

...Matt?

So you're here...

This...is going to be interesting.

[stripedl33tness]

... Mello? There are two of you?

[chocolate_cross]

Yeah. And we're not the only ones...In fact, your double arrived here about a week ago.

[stripedl33tness]

What the fuck? What the hell are they going to do with two of me?

[sacrificia_l]

Matt, glad to hear that you're well. This is L, by the way. The, ah, male one, that is.

[stripedl33tness]

Yeah, I'm fine.

Nice to, uh, meet you. Again, that is.

[legoboss_n]

Welcome. This is Near.

[stripedl33tness]

Thanks.

What do you do here?

[legoboss_n]

Investigate.

[stripedl33tness]

Investigate? Like why we're here and how do we go back?