WTF

[stripedl33tness]

This place is really fucking weird. I'm not a soldier! I don't know who wrote this crappy program, but it made a mistake. Can't it tell the difference between a hacker and a fighter? I could write better code with my eyes closed.

Well, I'm here now. I guess it's at least something different. Could be worse; I'm not dead yet nor has anyone

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[chocolate_cross]

...Matt?

So you're here...

This...is going to be interesting.

[stripedl33tness]

... Mello? There are two of you?

[chocolate_cross]

Yeah. And we're not the only ones...In fact, your double arrived here about a week ago.

[stripedl33tness]

What the fuck? What the hell are they going to do with two of me?

[chocolate_cross]

Oh, I could think of a few things...

I don't think they brought doubles here on purpose- something to do with the machine they used to bring us here being broken. I'm sure I don't know all the details.

Anyway, just figured I'd warn you now about your double, so you don't freak out if you meet her.

[ooc- strike is legible]

[stripedl33tness]

That sounds promising.

Incompetents, just like I thought.

Her? Since when was I a chick?

[chocolate_cross]

Indeed. Unfortunately for us, this place is filled with them.

Yeah, her. Found out the other day. I was temppted to ask if the surgery was before or after I contact you back home, but it seems your double has been female all her life.

Actually, that reminds me. There's a female L here too. And a male one as well- saw our L, haven't met the female one yet. Apparently the machine can bring people back from the dead.

[stripedl33tness]

Aren't they all?

Am I at least hot as a chick? No fair being a girl if I'm not hot.

A female L? That's got to mess with your mind.

Back from the dead? ... You weren't dead, were you?

[chocolate_cross]

They are.

Heh, yes. Female you is hot, don't worry. Wanna meet her?

...yeah. Weird enough to see someone who was dead walking around, much less seeing them with breasts.

...Matt. I was refering to L. You know, the one who died and is yet somehow here? No, I was not dead, but...

Hey. What was the last thing you were doing before you came here? Cause actually...I haven't seen you in years, but I've heard that I contact you...

[stripedl33tness]

I guess. Going to be damn weird, though.

L never seemed much like a girl, either. Hard to imagine.

Like I told the other one, patching up your sorry ass as much as you would let me and helping you with the case.

[chocolate_cross]

Couldn't be as weird as meeting my double. well, maybe... But she's not too bad. In fact, you could hardly tell she's a woman unless she tells you. I think she's used to dressing and acting like a guy.

Yeah; I've stopped trying. Might meet her at some point though...after all, there only so many people here worth talking to, and she's one of them.

Hmm. So not too far ahead of me, I think.

Oi, Matt, just had a thought. You got your room assignment yet? Mind if I come by? I'm bored out of my mind right now!

[stripedl33tness]

What's so weird about your clone? At least he seems to be a guy.

Why the hell has she done that?

Yeah, probably. L as a girl, though... that's weird.

What last happened for you?

Yeah, come on over. Not like I'm busy.

[chocolate_cross]

He just...rubs me the wrong way.

I think...her Mello is gay. That or a gynophobe; she didn't actually say which.

Last thing for me was walking out of the SPK headquarters. Walked right out the doors and found myself here.

Sure thing.

[ooc- I'm gonna start a thread for them, that sound good?]

[stripedl33tness]

Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

And you're neither?

What the hell were you doing there if you hadn't seen me yet?

See you when you get here.

[ooc: Sure!]