Welcome back to Johto, Strider. The bag "mother" gave you, if you have not already given it a thorough examination, contains potions in case your Pokemon gets hurt. It contains other necessities for you, but I'll allow you to find them. Once you reach Cherrygrove after traveling through Route 29, do be sure to stock up on antidotes as well, as you will likely need them. If you do plan on challenging the gyms, your first gym is in Violet, and his Pokemon are level 30 and up, so do be sure to train seriously. Jade is currently in Azalea, John and myself are on our way to Goldenrod. There is quite the handful of trolls from our universe, so do expect them. We've all been pulled from different points in our timelines, so do not expect everyone to be on the same page on you. If you've any further questions, feel free to ask. I've been here for three months now, and wouldn't doubt having the answer. Though I'm sure you, of all people, wouldn't need my help, so I won't worry.
If you'd like, I could record my notes into a memo and send that to you, actually. Most are on the topic of breeding, so I'm uncertain if you would care for those or not, however if you wish I will take a moment to do so. And honestly Dave If you're craving a homosexual fix that bad, I am sure John will be more than willing to offer you a bromantic hug once you catch up. That will more than suffice, won't it?
[Why can't John bring himself to be as excited about this as he should be?]
man, you never give me a chance to miss you properly do you? will there ever come a time when you disappear and actually stay gone for more than a week? i think not. anyway. welcome back, dave. it's good to see your lame-ass red text again.
[...quite possibly. If only she could get him to talk, Rose would have a field day.]
darn, you caught me. i was going to wreak havoc with all my ghost pokemon if you hadn't shown up in the next few days. you are johto's savior, dave. it is you.
please don't disappear again though. lame as you are, i can't help but miss you. because you are just so irresistible. :P
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ironically
this is one of those cases where theres a fine line between ironic and cool
either way i never wanted to start out with a fucking crow
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so i dont really have much choice
its called a murkrow
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i totally remember every second of being here before
obviously
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slow the queertrain down a sec
im not sure which to ask about
the fact that youve seen them or the fact that youve seen them more than once
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Are you serious?
Ugh. Apathetic reply is go.]]
Welcome back to Johto, Strider.
The bag "mother" gave you, if you have not already given it a thorough examination, contains potions in case your Pokemon gets hurt.
It contains other necessities for you, but I'll allow you to find them.
Once you reach Cherrygrove after traveling through Route 29, do be sure to stock up on antidotes as well, as you will likely need them.
If you do plan on challenging the gyms, your first gym is in Violet, and his Pokemon are level 30 and up, so do be sure to train seriously.
Jade is currently in Azalea, John and myself are on our way to Goldenrod.
There is quite the handful of trolls from our universe, so do expect them.
We've all been pulled from different points in our timelines, so do not expect everyone to be on the same page on you.
If you've any further questions, feel free to ask. I've been here for three months now, and wouldn't doubt having the answer.
Though I'm sure you, of all people, wouldn't need my help, so I won't worry.
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you could always write me a walkthrough
wherein some wizards have gay sex or something
cant promise id read it but i bet it might make you feel better
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Most are on the topic of breeding, so I'm uncertain if you would care for those or not, however if you wish I will take a moment to do so.
And honestly
Dave
If you're craving a homosexual fix that bad, I am sure John will be more than willing to offer you a bromantic hug once you catch up.
That will more than suffice, won't it?
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is that what youve been up to
figures
pretty sure even talking to john is enough to sate my homoromantic appetite
but thanks for the tip
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man, you never give me a chance to miss you properly do you?
will there ever come a time when you disappear and actually stay gone for more than a week?
i think not.
anyway.
welcome back, dave.
it's good to see your lame-ass red text again.
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cant leave your ass unsupervised for more than a week
thats just asking for trouble
anyway thanks
guess ill try not to disappear too soon
sounds like i do that a lot
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darn, you caught me.
i was going to wreak havoc with all my ghost pokemon if you hadn't shown up in the next few days.
you are johto's savior, dave.
it is you.
please don't disappear again though.
lame as you are, i can't help but miss you.
because you are just so irresistible.
:P
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ghost pokemon
whose brilliant idea was it to give you ghosts
its a damn good thing im here
dont even worry about it egbert
youll have all the strider you can handle
which isnt much so be careful with this shit
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it just can't leave y0u al0ne.
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im just in high demand
youd think the supply would hold up though
jesus
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