> Dave: Be the cool kid.

[striderismo]

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[striderismo]

maybe once
ironically

this is one of those cases where theres a fine line between ironic and cool

either way i never wanted to start out with a fucking crow

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[striderismo]

more importantly im guessing its all there is to do in this place
so i dont really have much choice

its called a murkrow

text; don't we aaaaaall, lmao

[striderismo]

yeah trust me i figured that out

fucking birds been stealing shit from people left and right
dropping it on me like fucking confetti

no clue what its trying to accomplish

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[striderismo]

yeah were working something out
starting to think shes got some kind of crush on me
little case of the avian love flu
itd be cute if she didnt keep dropping rocks and stolen pokeballs on my head

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[striderismo]

only to me
but yeah thanks