Fuck it right in the ass.

Go to MySpace instead, I'm sick of this place. Everyone important is already there anyway :P

http://www.myspace.com/strangergoat

My Blog URL
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"[Lano and Woodley] funny!"
"Duh"

So, a long time ago, the uterus was not called the uterus, it was called the hysterus ( Read more... )

Ok, so today we were learning about the portrayal of gender in comedy, and we watched some REALLY old footage of Roseanne. And I laughed. She said she discovered a new diet.

It's called the Mirror Diet, and basically you just eat everything in front of a full-lenth mirror, naked. I think it would work.

So, a few weeks ago I took some guy out for an observation night for work. (To those of you who are not up on my employment history, I'm a mobile DJ). Anyway, I hate this guy. Not only does he turn up in jeans and a t-shirt (we have to wear semi-formal clothing, at the very least. Generally our uniform is a shirt and dress pants. I was utterly ( Read more... )

Not only do they only have one band worth seeing this year (Violent Femmes, w00t!), but it's on my birthday AGAIN. Fuck you, Big Day Out, fuck you ( Read more... )

I'M IN A REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD MOOD.

So just fuck off.

Ok, I admit it, I bought a DVD of the first season of Degrassi Junior High. Such an awesome 80s show.

>.> I'm so in love with Snake.

Had a good night, drank much, ate little (therefore it felt like I drank even more), and I danced... maybe a little too much ( Read more... )

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