This week brought to you by the letters W, T and F...

[strangecreature]

So I answered the door in my housecoat just now, because apparently I am physically incapable of ignoring the doorbell in case someone needs actual help. It was a nicely-dressed fellow with a clipboard. I assumed a sales pitch

Comments

[chlare]

You can do eeeeet! I vote for ninjas in the night! As they say if you're bored writing it, people are gonna be bored reading it. :)

[strangecreature]

Mwuahaha! Can't go wrong with ninjas in the night! (Or at least a nice little riot or overly-aggressive crowds of reporters, as that might fit with the plot a little tidier. *g*) That's exactly my concern. I'm used to hating my words while I'm writing them, but I'm generally not bored!

And now I resist the urge to go 'omg, your icon! So beautiful!' because I do that every single time you use it. XD

[chlare]

...To which I say, you are so silly! :)

*Grins* You'll be happy to know, I was just thinking of the last time you were pleased by that icon when I posted my comment. Ha. *pets Hermione*

[strangecreature]

Hey now, neither hate nor ennui will keep me from slogging onwards! *G*

Heee! Awesome!

[shaych]

...I will manfully resist the urge to randomly serenade you. No, that's a lie, I'm totally going to do it. :D Never admit a weakness, man. :D

[strangecreature]

DO NOT DO THIS THING. XD I swear to god...

[shaych]

*snicker* When you least expect it... SONG! :D

[elebridith]

O_O Neat trick indeed!

Also: *cheers you on*

[strangecreature]

Alarming, but points for uniqueness!

(Thank you! Man, I'm having trouble getting ethused!)

[thecatinthetree]

I like the sound of him

[strangecreature]

Good approach, bad job. *g*

[apiphile]

Man, if you just injure one of your characters you can shit out a cavalcade of words describing a) the injury in the first place and b) the subsequent problems it causes. Merely slapping a few "limping a little" and "stepped on his right foot, swore, and leant back on his left" in can really accumulate.

[strangecreature]

Mwuahaha, let the first round of Break The Narrator begin, eh? I sent my main fella into the fray pre-wounded this year from a hit-and-run (thus breaking my usual tradition of plowing over at least one of the narrators somewhere around Nov 15th when the real hatred kicks in), but that just makes him easier to mess with, really.

[apiphile]

One word:

infection.

[strangecreature]

Well, I do still have all my sepsis research kicking about from Twelve Tales... *evils about*