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So this just happened to me...


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So I answered the door in my housecoat just now, because apparently I am physically incapable of ignoring the doorbell in case someone needs actual help. It was a nicely-dressed fellow with a clipboard. I assumed a sales pitch ( Read more... )

Man, sometimes I deliberately set out to write weird-ass stories. And sometimes weird-ass stories happen to me instead ( Read more... )

Oh man, tears of laughter, tears of laughter! I randomly started humming this song today and had a moment of "... what the hell? Where did that come from?" and needed to see if I could find this freaky PSA from way back in the day!

Warning: This is pretty much massive nightmare fuel for any puppet-phobes out there. THAT MEANS YOU, jackiesjunkie! Don't ( Read more... )

So I just went on the self-admittedly quixotic quest of locating LJ icons for The Waltons. (No, shut up, don't judge me, this isn't even the weird part ( Read more... )

So there's a big full-page advertisement on the back of the newspaper today.

You pay $10, drive to a certain place, and your car will be surrounded by "Edmonton's largest zombie hoard" in a kind of zombie apocalypse simulation...

... AND THEN THEY WASH YOUR CAR.

It is a zombie carwash for a good cause. A zombie carwashAnd it opens the day ( Read more... )

I always have the trippiest dreams when I fall asleep in the middle of the day. This time, I had to look up a word when I woke up because I didn't understand something someone had said in my dream.

MY BRAIN IS SMARTER THAN ME, GUYS.

(Seriously though. It was the most meta thing you've ever seen. The dream took a commercial break, then came back ( Read more... )

So I vaguely remember waking up in the middle of last night with the Best Idea Ever. Fortunately, I always keep paper and pens handy in case of such moments of inspiration.

Unfortunately, when you don't turn on the lights or put on your glasses or even WAKE UP PROPERLY, it's not particularly helpful.

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Nine o'clock, Friday night. Hunched over piles of term paper notes and clinging tenuously to my thesis statement and my sanity. All is silent throughout the fourth floor as, presumably, most people have lives.

Suddenly, there is music blasting so loudly that it seems as though it's playing in every room.

And it is... La MarseillaiseWHAT IS ( Read more... )

Finished I Am Legend. Still don't like it ( Read more... )