Okay, so. Y'know how sex on a beach is like, the most romantic thing ever? So much so, that they have a drink named after it?
It's really not all it's cracked up to be. Emphasis on 'crack'. Especially if your girlfriend melts into the sand whenever she's nervous, which is EVERY TIME YOU TRY IT for the record.
Learn from my mistake. Put a blanket
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