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[plugsplugsplugs]

Hos and Gentlemen

Comments

[cedeadric]

I will miss your ghetto speak Mr Weasley.

[plugsplugsplugs]

Dear Cedric! My ghetto speak is far too silly for such a prestigious position.

[cedeadric]

Yes but now I will have to come to terms with the fact that you're literate.
This worries me.

[plugsplugsplugs]

That's completely out of line! I have always been literate, as anyone who knows me will tell you! I may not have a lot to show for it, but I have always been in tip-top shape when it comes to intelligence quotients! That's whack!

This is getting far too ridiculous!

[waitingfortom]

Oh, daddy!!! I'm, um... so proud of you! I can't belive it! I'm sorry that the old Head had to go to make room for it, but I'm so pleased you got his position!

They really shouldn't have been that brutal with the interrogation... cushions at his age!

[plugsplugsplugs]

Indeed, Ginevra, but there are far worse things than cushions and comfortable chairs! Imagine the horrors possible if he hadn't submitted!

Anyway, that dawg was rather old.

[herbology_dork]

congratulations sir, it sounds like a most prestigious position!

[plugsplugsplugs]

It is indeed, dawg, it is indeed!

[deranged_gofer]

This is such a questionable honor I don't know what to say, dad. Congratulations, I suppose.

It's a shame, me and Fred had already bought you a muggle wrap seedee for Christmas!

[tart_in_tartan]

Congratulations, Arthur.

I don't suppose you'll be working with any...younger men in this new department, will you?