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Hos and Gentlemen:
It is I, Arthur Weasley, with extraordinary news!
I have of late been granted with an opportunity unlike anything before. I have been PROMOTED! Isn't that whack???
Not only have I been promoted, but it is to the Head position of an office far greater than I could ever have dreamed of working in, let alone heading -- the Department of Silly Walks!
Due to this change in occupation, from something so trivial as whatever it was I did before to this sort of enormously important position, I find that I must transform my 2 kool 4 skool demeanor into something far more serious. THERE WILL BE NO MORE NONSENSE WHILE I AM HERE. This is the sort of serious job title the Weasley family has been waiting centuries for, and I must not destroy my reputation by mixing with a crowd that has anything silly but its walks!
Thank you, ladies and pimps, for your caring, and good evening,
Arthur Weasley
Head of the Department of Silly Walks
Ministry of Magic
P.S. I regret that I have not the time at this moment to change my little thingy in the corner, so this comical picture will have to do, although it is far too silly and completely whack for my present tastes.
P.P.S. Has anyone seen my wife? I do hope she isn't out being too silly!
It is I, Arthur Weasley, with extraordinary news!
I have of late been granted with an opportunity unlike anything before. I have been PROMOTED! Isn't that whack???
Not only have I been promoted, but it is to the Head position of an office far greater than I could ever have dreamed of working in, let alone heading -- the Department of Silly Walks!
Due to this change in occupation, from something so trivial as whatever it was I did before to this sort of enormously important position, I find that I must transform my 2 kool 4 skool demeanor into something far more serious. THERE WILL BE NO MORE NONSENSE WHILE I AM HERE. This is the sort of serious job title the Weasley family has been waiting centuries for, and I must not destroy my reputation by mixing with a crowd that has anything silly but its walks!
Thank you, ladies and pimps, for your caring, and good evening,
Arthur Weasley
Head of the Department of Silly Walks
Ministry of Magic
P.S. I regret that I have not the time at this moment to change my little thingy in the corner, so this comical picture will have to do, although it is far too silly and completely whack for my present tastes.
P.P.S. Has anyone seen my wife? I do hope she isn't out being too silly!