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masterriddle wrote in storge_space Nov 15, 2007 04:47

Well, now. This just won't do at all. Just because I occassionally traverse time and space to possess a student at the London Film School for fun and profit, that doesn't mean my life here can go all to heck while I'm gone. What are all these cables? I will not have my Orphan Shelter And Petting Zoo be used as a diabolical call centre; I just won't ( Read more... )

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stolen_marbles wrote in storge_space Oct 15, 2007 23:08

Are we still on the phones? I've had to pee for five days.

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karkers wrote in storge_space Oct 06, 2007 00:05

Well now. What is all thinking of that keynote speech by Dark Lord? "One Nation Under Me: Leading the Wizarding World to Evil Victory ( Read more... )

EXCUSE ME?

herbology_dork wrote in storge_space Sep 30, 2007 18:56

what just happened here? Pav and i were FINALLY sitting down to our first date, and now we're... answering phones for HWMNBN ( Read more... )

OH, RING RING, YEAH, REEEEALLY THREATENING, DOUCHEFACE

potter_mouth wrote in storge_space Sep 30, 2007 17:32

OKAY, VOLDEMORT (YES, I SAID YOUR NAME), THIS IS A SIRIUSLY STUPID PLAN, AND I REFUSE TO ADHERE TO IT. YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MAKE ME, HARRY FUCKING DANGER POTTER, ANSWER PHONES FOR YOU? YOU THINK I CAN'T HANDLE A LOUD RINGING NOISE IN MY EARS? COME ON, I'VE BEEN HANDLING THAT SINCE BIRTH. ACTUALLY I THINK IT MIGHT BE A MEDICAL CONDITION, NOW ( Read more... )

Welcome to my house, please stay forever!

reallyquiteevil wrote in storge_space Sep 30, 2007 16:16

Oh, what a busy week it has been, but finally everything is prepared for the 666th annual Evil Overlords Conference. I am, of course, the keynote speaker, but I do plan to attend and supervise the evil meeting of minds that shall occur proceeding my seminal speech ( Read more... )

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potter_mouth wrote in storge_space Sep 26, 2007 00:20

YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF ME BEFORE. I'M HARRY POTTER. VOLDEMORT (YEAH, I SAID HIS NAME) TRIED TO KILL ME WHEN I WAS A BABY AND I LIVED, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HE DID KILL MY PARENTS, LEAVING ME SADLY ORPHANED, BUT WITH A LOT OF MONEY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. WHAT BETTER, NOW THAT I HAVE REACHED MANHOOD, THAN TO CHANNEL MY POWERS AND MY FINANCES ( Read more... )

harry potter, terry boot, ginny weasley, neville longbottom, tom riddle, draco malfoy

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masterriddle wrote in storge_space Sep 20, 2007 21:47

There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up for what he believes in, and for what is right. For me, this time has now come. I have suffered in the past, at the hands of callous and unforgiving Muggles ignorant of my uniqueness. I will not tolerate this fate befalling any other young witch or wizard. Also, the property appears to be ( Read more... )

harry potter, colin creevey, padma patil, terry boot, rita skeeter, ginny weasley, tom riddle

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waitingfortom wrote in storge_space Sep 17, 2007 17:49

That. Was. AWESOME!

I can't believe Neville-- I mean, wow! Who would have thought?! Neville, they should make comic books about you!

HI, EVERYONE, WE'RE BACK!

... Tom, we can get you fresh new socks! We're home!

ginny weasley, gellert grindelwald, albus dumbledore, luna lovegood, tom riddle, harry potter, voldemort, neville longbottom

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plugsplugsplugs wrote in storge_space Sep 16, 2007 15:01

GINEVRA!

I've just had an owl from Kingsley Shacklebolt telling me that you're still lollygagging around in King's Cross!

You come back from Harry's afterlife THIS MINUTE! And make sure you bring your brother Fred! I don't believe for a minute that he's not planning on coming back so I don't want to hear any more of that nonsense! Do you hear

harry potter, ginny weasley, george weasley, molly weasley