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003: [Talk] -> [Nationhood assertions] [CLOSED]

Jun 12, 2011 21:20

Who: Miles Edgeworth (truthsnomiracle) and any and all interested members of the Axis Powers Hetalia cast
What: Miles Edgeworth vs. the world
When: June 12th, basically all day; ICly-delayed followup to this.
Where: An uninhabited Wrryndian island
Warnings: Lots of arguing; probable merciless fourth walling.

( This so-called 'Japan's' claims were inconsistent with the evidence; that much, at least, was fact... )

japan (honda kiku), miles edgeworth, america, canada, spain (antonio fernandez carriedo)

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THE MEAL truthsnomiracle June 13 2011, 01:27:31 UTC

[Since this was proposed in the OOC planning thread and all...]

Re: THE MEAL allmyanswers June 13 2011, 07:09:10 UTC

[This food is delicious, isn't it? Wow, it really is delicious. So delicious that Japan would like to enjoy it in a corner somewhere by himself-- but he's not so lucky, right? He's the one who approached everyone about attending this get-together, so if you want to grill someone on precisely why you're here, he's probably a likely target. After all, chances are his explanation about the whole thing was less than satisfactory and included some extreme vagueness, as Japan's wont to do.

Bug him?]

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Re: THE MEAL allmyanswers June 13 2011, 07:32:45 UTC

[Busy eating is good. Japan supports a lack of mealtime conversation, for the purposes of this meeting. For this reason, he looks slightly pale when addressed, finding himself mysteriously occupied with his cup for a moment before answering.]

... His name is Miles Edgeworth-san. [Now that he thinks about it, did he actually mention that before? It may have been a victim of his vagueness.] He is an attorney.

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THE DEBATE truthsnomiracle June 13 2011, 01:28:09 UTC

[Argument time!]

Re: THE DEBATE allmyanswers June 13 2011, 07:27:31 UTC

[After a few false starts including attempts at politely coughing to get everyone's attention and tapping his glass with a fork so hard that it could have broken with the force, Japan finally feels he has the attention of the room (or the island, as the case may be) -- or at least some of it. Hopefully most of it. You can really just ignore him if you want (or you've set your mind to it)....]

If I could have everyone's attention... please. [Cue bowing.] I realize this is taking time out of your busy schedules. Thank you for attending today. [He glances around.] Edgeworth-san has some questions for all of us-- I hope we will consider answering them... if possible....

Edgeworth-san?

Re: THE DEBATE truthsnomiracle June 14 2011, 07:56:23 UTC

[Edgeworth walks over to Japan's side.]

It is my understanding that all of you claim to be the personifications of various countries. To put things simply, I wish to have the truth of the matter made as clear as a properly-debated verdict. If you are indeed what you claim to be, then I expect to see proof that extends beyond ethnicity, historical knowledge... or admirable cooking skills. [This last part is followed up with a nod in Italy's direction.]

Physical evidence is perhaps too much to expect of you under the circumstances, though if you have any to present despite this, it would be appreciated if you would do so immediately.

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THE AFTERMATH truthsnomiracle June 13 2011, 01:28:57 UTC

[Because this can't be pretty in the end.]