my christmas tree's delicious ♥ // open

[plznospoilers]

Who: plznospoilers putseroinhero, one nostray and a itsnotzura walk into a bar...
What: ...And emerge the heroes of Christmas in May! Please see this post for details.
When: Tonight tonight tonight!
Where: All over yonder ship. Is yonder the right word? Can I use it this way? Does anyone even read these?
Warnings: Half-naked drunk men singing carols and Jiraiya asking girls to sit on his

Comments

BUYING COSTUMES [ CLOSED ]

[plznospoilers]

Our four heroes must don some gay apparel...

Re: BUYING COSTUMES [ CLOSED ]

[itsnotzura]

[oh god so many choices]

[oh god so much sake]

[DRAGGING AT LEAST TWO OF THE OTHER DUDES INTO THE COSPLAY SHOP]

This is exactly what we need! Don't you see? It cannot be Christmas without our bringing Christmas to life!

Re: BUYING COSTUMES [ CLOSED ]

[nostray]

[FOLLOWS RELATIVELY WILLINGLY

MAINLY BECAUSE HE AGREES]

Yeah! Yer right! Gotta have... gotta have Santa. At least Santa! What else is there...

Re: BUYING COSTUMES [ CLOSED ]

[itsnotzura]

[THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU MOST RENJI-KUN ♥]

There are many reindeer, and elves, and polar bears which I assume do the heavy lifting needed at the north pole, and misfit toys...

[misfit

toys]

[starts looking for one in Renji's size.....]

CAROLING

[plznospoilers]

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

POST HERE, WE WILL SING TO YOU!

[toomanypetals]

[What are you doing at his door]

[Get out]

[putseroinhero]

Ah! Katsura-chan didn't tell me he had a sister~!

[He is SO SHITFACED RIGHT NOW]

[toomanypetals]

...Excuse me?

[HE CAN TELL. AND is somewhat disgusted what the hell is this.]

KNOCK KNOCK MISTLETOE

[plznospoilers]

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Or post here if you fancy our heroes coaxing kisses out of you instead oh god Gee why did I volunteer to do these summaries.

Re: KNOCK KNOCK MISTLETOE

[oedipusthis]

[Naruto: I SAW MOMMY KISSING STRANGERS DRESSED AS SANTA CLAUS?

hurrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Re: KNOCK KNOCK MISTLETOE

[putseroinhero]

[CONFLICTED.]

[AND DRUNK.]

[MOSTLY CONFLICTED.]

Re: KNOCK KNOCK MISTLETOE

[oedipusthis]

[STARES]

Hey. Jiraiya-sensei.

What the hell're you wearing?

SIGNS

[plznospoilers]

Standing on a random street corner, our heroes are holding up signs to spread the holiday cheer! They are as follows:

Elizabeth: "Kiss the Santa's Little Helper -->"
Renji: "Honk if You Love Christmas"
Jiraiya: "Spank Me" (it's taped to his ass)
Kakashi: "Free Hugs"
Zura: "Unwrap Me~"

Re: SIGNS

[themothdies]

...Hmm.

[PASSING BY]

[INSPECTS.]

Re: SIGNS

[plznospoilers]

--Didn't know you liked Christmas!

[ WOW is he drunk ]

Re: SIGNS

[themothdies]

[pause]

[WOW is he drunk]

I knew you couldn't handle your liquor, so that makes us uneven. My apologies.

[a condescending smile]

"Free Hugs"?

CHIMNEY EXCURSIONS

[plznospoilers]

Do you have a chimney? Congrats. We are now stuffing ourselves down it.

What's that noise??

Hope you're ready to die

[uscofseasons]

[She's kinda old fashioned and cozy like that in her small house in her flower field... Though, right now, she's staring at her chimney. How did you get past her flowers and... why are you in her chimney in the first place?]

Re: Hope you're ready to die

[plznospoilers]

[ THERE IS A HAND COMING INTO VIEW... HOW CREEPY. ]

[uscofseasons]

...

[Just going to smack it with her parasol.]