my christmas tree's delicious ♥ // open

[plznospoilers]

Who: plznospoilers putseroinhero, one nostray and a itsnotzura walk into a bar...
What: ...And emerge the heroes of Christmas in May! Please see this post for details.
When: Tonight tonight tonight!
Where: All over yonder ship. Is yonder the right word? Can I use it this way? Does anyone even read these?
Warnings: Half-naked drunk men singing carols and Jiraiya asking girls to sit on his

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CHIMNEY EXCURSIONS

[plznospoilers]

Do you have a chimney? Congrats. We are now stuffing ourselves down it.

What's that noise??

Hope you're ready to die

[uscofseasons]

[She's kinda old fashioned and cozy like that in her small house in her flower field... Though, right now, she's staring at her chimney. How did you get past her flowers and... why are you in her chimney in the first place?]

Re: Hope you're ready to die

[plznospoilers]

[ THERE IS A HAND COMING INTO VIEW... HOW CREEPY. ]

[uscofseasons]

...

[Just going to smack it with her parasol.]

[plznospoilers]

[ WH-OA OUCH LADY ]

It's Santa!

[ Oh ]

--We'll come back when you're asleep!

[uscofseasons]

I'm a little old to believe in Santa~♥

[Have a hand reaching back to drag your ass out of the chimney now.]

[plznospoilers]

But he's right here! Have you been a good girl...

[uscofseasons]

Maybe~♥

[No... Oh~ Here's that hand I smacked. GRABS]

[plznospoilers]

[ HERP HE SEEMS A LITTLE STUCK. TOO MANY COOKIES? ]

Be down in... a sec...

[uscofseasons]

Let me give you a hand~

[She can repair her chimney later, but for now, she's punching a hole in it with her free hand.]

[plznospoilers]

[ FALLS ON ALL THE DEBRIS WHOA OW... ]

.......hnn...

[uscofseasons]

[Stares...]

... You're dressed as a Reindeer and calling yourself Santa? How cute~

[Kakashi, you might be in trouble here.]

[plznospoilers]

No, I'm just a reindeer. Santa's...

...Wait, did I get promoted to Santa?

[uscofseasons]

Who knows~♥

[She places her foot on him just to keep him in place.]

[Hm... what to do? He smells drunk. She could eat him, but there's the fun in that? Tear him apart? Nah, no feeling it right now. Allow the plants to molest him for violating her sanctuary and leaving him a mess?]

[... Idea, but no.]

[plznospoilers]

--Do you know?

Hey, I was giving rides earlier but I don't... think this counts...

[uscofseasons]

Oh, were you? You naughty little reindeer~♥

[She laughs]