[OPENOPENOPEN] Why am I allowed to think of stuff like this?

[isatool]

Who: Sai and YOU (so long as you're a dude. Sorry ladies)
What: Sai is a fucking retard
When: ALL MONTH LONG
Where: Men's Bathrooms all over the Thor
Warnings: The breaking of Man Rules, swearing maybe, bathroom humor, possible violence

Comments

[obstinates]

[Taking a piss.]

[Not noticing anything.]

[Concentrated face.]

[Probably thinking about ramen later.]

[Might have just farted a little and coughed to try and cover it up.]

[itsnotzura]

[blink]

Perhaps. Have you checked the Guide's map? Wait --

[brings out Guide]

[taps a few buttons]

...Hm. No, it says "You are Here." As its obviously the broad you, that certainly covers all bases.

[obstinates]

I don't think that's--

[SIGH. He knows when it's useless trying to tell Katsura something.

Just going to awkwardly move towards the door.

Has a pee spot on his pants from when he zipped up so quickly.]

[itsnotzura]

Aren't you going to wash your hands?

[LE GASP]

[obstinates]

[NORMALLY WOULDN'T but this is Katsura-chan and Naruto already feels really awkward about all this so...

He shuffles over towards the sink and begins washing...

And slowly looks over his shoulder at Katsura before washing some more.

Like... a long time of washing IS IT GOOD ENOUGH YET?]

[itsnotzura]

[not even looking, with his back to Naruto!]

[as he]

[lifts up his kimono]

[itsnotzura]

How was your mother's day, Naruto-kun?

[obstinates]

[AFLJKSFLK EYES FORWARD NOW. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!]

[SPEAKS. VOICE CRACKS. QUIET AND SO EMBARRASSED AND WEIRDED OUT.]

G-Good...

[STILL WASHING HANDS]

[itsnotzura]

Did she not like her gift? You sound distressed.