Comments | stop_panicking: [OPENOPENOPEN] Why am I allowed to think of stuff like this?

isatool in stop_panicking

[OPENOPENOPEN] Why am I allowed to think of stuff like this?

May 12, 2011 18:21

Who: Sai and YOU (so long as you're a dude. Sorry ladies)
What: Sai is a fucking retard
When: ALL MONTH LONG
Where: Men's Bathrooms all over the Thor
Warnings: The breaking of Man Rules, swearing maybe, bathroom humor, possible violence

( And more importantly, why do people encourage it? )

sai, uzumaki naruto, sakata gintoki, shimura shinpachi, katsura kotarou

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obstinates May 12 2011, 22:27:37 UTC

[Taking a piss.]

[Not noticing anything.]

[Concentrated face.]

[Probably thinking about ramen later.]

[Might have just farted a little and coughed to try and cover it up.]

aren't you supposed to be on hiatus? isatool May 12 2011, 22:28:46 UTC

[A quiet little laugh.]

[IT'S STILL SO PATHETIC LOOKING.]

Chii begged me to tag this obstinates May 12 2011, 22:47:38 UTC

[... Somebody else is in here.]

[Tenses up.]

[Stares at the wall.]

[Slowly turns his head.]

[IT'S YOU.]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT MY DICK?

I see what it takes to lure you out of hiatus isatool May 12 2011, 22:58:45 UTC

Is that what I'm looking at? It's still rather pathetic.

[ASSHOLE SMILE RIGHT HERE.]

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umbrelladouche May 12 2011, 22:29:32 UTC

[likewise]

isatool May 12 2011, 22:48:41 UTC

[And Kamui just gets aan asshole smile.]

umbrelladouche May 12 2011, 22:54:50 UTC

[and Kamui just smiles right back.]

isatool May 21 2011, 05:05:21 UTC

[And he goes back to his business like this is totally normal.]

itsnotzura May 13 2011, 02:08:55 UTC

[paralyzed with indecision at which urinal to take]

isatool May 13 2011, 02:57:30 UTC

[It's a conundrum yeah?]

[Sai's just doing his business for now.]

itsnotzura May 13 2011, 03:04:02 UTC

[that one looks the cleanest]

[but its sandwiched between two wideload strangers]

[and that one looks the dirtiest, but its free of crowding]

[what are the pros and cons of cleanliness? of personal space? aren't they correlated?]

isatool June 1 2011, 01:42:49 UTC

[Oh hey look Sai just scared one of the others using a urinal. They made a fucking beeline out of there without even washing their hands.]

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cakefesta May 13 2011, 02:44:50 UTC

[oh hello there, Sai.]

Yeah.

I know.

[decides to add, for good measure]

Even its creator can't leave it alone. Don't feel too bad. It's only natural.

cakefesta May 13 2011, 05:09:06 UTC

But didn't your creator ever tell you that it was rude to stare, oi!

isatool May 15 2011, 06:28:54 UTC

Ah, is it a problem?

[Just. Asshole smiling right here. Nothing wrong here whatsoever. Blame Kishi for this because Sai is beyond redemption.]

pattan May 13 2011, 04:55:05 UTC

[Yup.]

[Gintama bros all lining up to take a piss.]

[This is our series in a nutshell folks.]

isatool May 13 2011, 05:05:01 UTC

[Probably should have expected this when I put the log up.]

[Sai looks over at Shinpachi's urinal and frowns.]

Someone forgot their glasses...

pattan May 13 2011, 05:06:28 UTC

...What are you talking about?

isatool May 21 2011, 05:12:13 UTC

[He glances around, swearing he heard something before going back to business.]

Hm.