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isatool in stop_panicking

[OPENOPENOPEN] Why am I allowed to think of stuff like this?

May 12, 2011 18:21

Who: Sai and YOU (so long as you're a dude. Sorry ladies)
What: Sai is a fucking retard
When: ALL MONTH LONG
Where: Men's Bathrooms all over the Thor
Warnings: The breaking of Man Rules, swearing maybe, bathroom humor, possible violence

( And more importantly, why do people encourage it? )

sai, uzumaki naruto, sakata gintoki, shimura shinpachi, katsura kotarou

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obstinates May 12 2011, 22:27:37 UTC

[Taking a piss.]

[Not noticing anything.]

[Concentrated face.]

[Probably thinking about ramen later.]

[Might have just farted a little and coughed to try and cover it up.]

aren't you supposed to be on hiatus? isatool May 12 2011, 22:28:46 UTC

[A quiet little laugh.]

[IT'S STILL SO PATHETIC LOOKING.]

Chii begged me to tag this obstinates May 12 2011, 22:47:38 UTC

[... Somebody else is in here.]

[Tenses up.]

[Stares at the wall.]

[Slowly turns his head.]

[IT'S YOU.]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT MY DICK?

I see what it takes to lure you out of hiatus isatool May 12 2011, 22:58:45 UTC

Is that what I'm looking at? It's still rather pathetic.

[ASSHOLE SMILE RIGHT HERE.]

MY BABY THAT'S WHAT obstinates May 12 2011, 23:00:34 UTC

[DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER ZIPPING UP AND JUST TURNS AND GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR AND SHAKES]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? ARE YOU BLIND?

isatool May 12 2011, 23:15:40 UTC

[Ew, not even gonna wash your hands?]

[Once he's free of the shaking he tries to get his bearings back.]

Obviously I'm not blind.

obstinates May 13 2011, 01:59:15 UTC

[I'm a teenage boy I hardly ever wash my hands okay]

YOU ARE BLIND! BLIND BLIND BLIND! THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM! STOP SAYIN' I HAVE A SMALL DICK!

isatool May 15 2011, 06:27:08 UTC

You seem very self conscious about it. Is this an issue of self esteem?

[Yeah guess who's been hitting the books lately about self-esteem in teens.]

obstinates May 15 2011, 18:39:39 UTC

This is an issue of you bein' a bastard and not noticin' that my dick isn't tiny... you bastard!

isatool May 21 2011, 05:04:33 UTC

...Is this one of the subjects I am not supposed to talk about?

itsnotzura May 13 2011, 01:56:12 UTC

[walks in just in time to hear the fartcough]

[stare]

Ah, that kind of thing...

obstinates May 13 2011, 01:58:33 UTC

[What follows can only be described as a "man shriek"

And then Naruto zips that shit up]

K-KATSURA-CHAN? WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN HERE?

itsnotzura May 13 2011, 02:07:41 UTC

Haa? I come here all the time.

obstinates May 13 2011, 02:09:44 UTC

[alfjslk Katsura-chan is a perv!]

Whaaaa-? Why?

itsnotzura May 13 2011, 02:11:32 UTC

It is natural, of course. Additionally, the soba stall I like is just down the street, so it is quite convenient.

[conversion of broth to pee: almost done!]

obstinates May 13 2011, 02:16:10 UTC

Am... am I in the wrong place?

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