[OPENOPENOPEN] Why am I allowed to think of stuff like this?
Who: Sai and YOU (so long as you're a dude. Sorry ladies)
What: Sai is a fucking retard
When: ALL MONTH LONG
Where: Men's Bathrooms all over the Thor
Warnings: The breaking of Man Rules, swearing maybe, bathroom humor, possible violence
[You're probably minding your business in the bathroom. Following the Man Rules to the letter. At least one urinal between you and the next guy over. Eyes facing forward and not straying at all.]
[And then Sai walks in. Takes the urinal next to yours when there are clearly others available.]
[AND THEN HE GLANCES DOWN.]
What: Sai is a fucking retard
When: ALL MONTH LONG
Where: Men's Bathrooms all over the Thor
Warnings: The breaking of Man Rules, swearing maybe, bathroom humor, possible violence
[You're probably minding your business in the bathroom. Following the Man Rules to the letter. At least one urinal between you and the next guy over. Eyes facing forward and not straying at all.]
[And then Sai walks in. Takes the urinal next to yours when there are clearly others available.]
[AND THEN HE GLANCES DOWN.]