[OPENOPENOPEN] Why am I allowed to think of stuff like this?

[isatool]

Who: Sai and YOU (so long as you're a dude. Sorry ladies)
What: Sai is a fucking retard
When: ALL MONTH LONG
Where: Men's Bathrooms all over the Thor
Warnings: The breaking of Man Rules, swearing maybe, bathroom humor, possible violence

Comments

[itsnotzura]

[paralyzed with indecision at which urinal to take]

[isatool]

[It's a conundrum yeah?]

[Sai's just doing his business for now.]

[itsnotzura]

[that one looks the cleanest]

[but its sandwiched between two wideload strangers]

[and that one looks the dirtiest, but its free of crowding]

[what are the pros and cons of cleanliness? of personal space? aren't they correlated?]

[isatool]

[Oh hey look Sai just scared one of the others using a urinal. They made a fucking beeline out of there without even washing their hands.]

[itsnotzura]

[in the end, Zura gives up on the urinals, and opts for the stall -- might as well get two things done at once! efficiency at its finest!]

[a bit of an awkward pause]

[and then to the bathroom in general]

Please do not listen.