itp: your joke weapons

[onabluemoon]

Who: Saïx and anyone who wanders by
What: A glitch in the Matrix your equipment subscreens
When: Now
Where: Somewhere fairly well populated
Warnings: Extreme annoyance?

Comments

[howsketchy]

[ She was on her way back to her room from grocery shopping, when a curious sight made her stop in her tracks. Was that a-- ]

[ Laughing, she turns to continue on her, but abruptly stops again. Naminé finally noticed what was attached to that banana. ]

[ Well then. ]

[onabluemoon]

[The laughter does absolutely nothing for his temper, especially considering who it's coming from.

So he does the only logical thing he can think of. He throws the bananamore at her.]

[howsketchy]

[ It takes her a few seconds to realize that yes, he just threw his weapon at her. Luckily for her, she's able to jump out of the way just in time. ]

Saïx?!

[onabluemoon]

[For the time being, he doesn't bother calling it back to his hand from where it's landed.]

Yes?

[yellow_snakeyes]

[He's just wandering around and people-watching when a swath of blue hair and an x-shaped scar catch his eye. Those on their own are intriguing enough but it's really the banana that fully grabs his attention.]

[sidles up to]

What's that for?

[onabluemoon]

It's not for anything.

[Unless 'making him irrationally annoyed' counts.]

[yellow_snakeyes]

Then what are you doing with it?

[Oooh, irrational annoyance is always fun. 8)]

[onabluemoon]

It used to be a sword.

[His sword, to be more accurate.]