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onabluemoon in stop_panicking

itp: your joke weapons

May 15, 2010 22:38

Who: Saïx and anyone who wanders by
What: A glitch in the Matrix your equipment subscreens
When: Now
Where: Somewhere fairly well populated
Warnings: Extreme annoyance?
( One should always expected the unexpected )

a.j. crowley, namine, saïx

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yellow_snakeyes May 17 2010, 04:41:19 UTC

[He's just wandering around and people-watching when a swath of blue hair and an x-shaped scar catch his eye. Those on their own are intriguing enough but it's really the banana that fully grabs his attention.]

[sidles up to]

What's that for?

onabluemoon May 17 2010, 23:45:25 UTC

It's not for anything.

[Unless 'making him irrationally annoyed' counts.]

yellow_snakeyes May 18 2010, 17:03:33 UTC

Then what are you doing with it?

[Oooh, irrational annoyance is always fun. 8)]

onabluemoon May 18 2010, 22:50:37 UTC

It used to be a sword.

[His sword, to be more accurate.]

yellow_snakeyes May 19 2010, 03:53:53 UTC

Did it?

[Weird, but he's seen weirder.]

Guess you could still bludgeon someone with it, if you really needed to. Unless it's gone all soft, I guess.

onabluemoon May 19 2010, 03:57:10 UTC

Yes. It did.

As to the second... [He taps it against the floor, yielding a very solid sounding noise. It might not be sharp, but he could probably blundgeon someone to death with it.]

yellow_snakeyes May 19 2010, 04:20:10 UTC

What would you want with a sword, anyway?

onabluemoon May 19 2010, 04:22:06 UTC

[Yeah, that's a look that says roughly 'what do you think?']

It's what I fight with.

yellow_snakeyes May 19 2010, 04:27:28 UTC

[He returns the look of 'what do you think' with a raised eyebrow of 'well hell, another one?]

You fight, huh? Why?

onabluemoon May 19 2010, 04:33:09 UTC

For they same reason we all fight. To be granted the chance to truly be.

yellow_snakeyes May 19 2010, 04:36:05 UTC

Yeah? Someone oppressing you, then?

onabluemoon May 19 2010, 04:37:42 UTC

Nothing so crude. We are shells. Incomplete beings.

yellow_snakeyes May 19 2010, 05:30:09 UTC

[That earns Saix a rare blink, then a good, hard look.]

...Funny, and here I thought 'heartless' was always just a figure of speech. Learn something new every day.

onabluemoon May 19 2010, 16:19:36 UTC

For most, it is. Even in our own universe we were a rarity.

yellow_snakeyes May 20 2010, 04:07:25 UTC

Yeah? That a good thing or a bad thing?

onabluemoon May 20 2010, 22:29:54 UTC

It was convenient. With so few we were better able to avoid the scrutinity a larger group would have warranted.

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